when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

self deception

( pre-embrace harriet used to be engaged to a real sleazy asshole no-good guy :) thank god she destroyed her life to get out of the marriage )

i was looking to see if i could find a double for a decent price but i guess i may as well get just get something taller for the same price

cracking up over this person selling a cd rack on ebay for $30 that i got at goodwill for $4

Lucky charm 🍀✨

the problem with having tomolife emulated is that i dont wanna get too attached because i am eventually going to obtain it normally

in honor of tomodachi life's sequel finally being released I've gotta share the best mii video of all time again

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bram stoker's dracula
this one kinda fell apart for me but its was visually really fun

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SLC punk
matthew lillard forever my goat. this movie was so much fun. i watched it in a relatively dead theater and i think that really added to it

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marty supreme
TYLER ? this movie stressed me the fuck out. really good though

a giant monster is coming out of the ground in a crowded city . ALT: a giant monster is coming out of the ground in a crowded city .

shin godzilla
hey guys i wonder what hidaeki anno thinks about the government.

SUMII REAL AND TEENY TINY

"its the hidaeki anno godzilla movie. i can't wait for you to hear the evangelion music" oh yeah of course its gonna sound like OH MY GOD ITS DECISIVE BATTLE

GUYS IM WATCHING SHIN GODZILLA. THATS DECISIVE BATTLE

forgot you can just. request books at the library if they dont have it. my request for about a place in the kinki region got accepted 🤤

they’re going through your mail 📮💌

i may need to add baldly to my rotation, in the same way i love to use "pregnant pause"

so obviously i wanted to have True... memes on my island, but instead of painstakingly tracing the original meme i just made a black and white morgan freeman mii lol. introducing the official drink of sponge island (everyone hates it)

its clunky as shit, has boring gameplay, and is somehow more blatently trying to get all of your money than even cookie run kingdom

nekopara sekai connect is so fucking funny man. bugged to shit in back in such a way that i keep having to swap between english and jp to fix things

big fan of "staring baldly"

espeon or maybe one of the gothita line !!

finished this little animated doodle

little sister supreme