Is this the dagger? gf or is this a dagger I see before me? bf

"what team should I support 🤔" is starting to feel like engagement bait after the umpteenth time I've seen it

oh, you don’t think die hard is a christmas movie? do you want a medal? should we throw you a party? should we invite hans gruber?

I shared one tiktok to discord and now my entire fyp is lane kiffin toxic ex edits

It has a very real chance of failing—and *even if it passes with changes* it still has to go BACK to the Senate to get voted on AGAIN. And it barely made it through the first time

This thing is way more killable than you’d think and the longer we can drag out the process the more killable it gets

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here

Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

Kevin Harlan: "Tonight, the NBA on TNT is brought to you by the new crispy tenders at CarMax. What? Wait a minute, hold on. Are they serving tenders with cars? We just had the marriage of two different sponsors and it was UGLY." 😂

@nostromologs.bsky.social TOP OF THE LIST BABEYYY

Thank you

Likewise for today's Cavs/Heat game

How did we get from "Do not use Wikipedia as a source" to "ask hallucinating chatbot everything"?

Well the reddit thread for the OKC/Memphis game was fun at least!

anyone else wake up in the morning and check their phone like. maybe today is the day the wonderful email comes. i have never received the wonderful email but everyday is a new chance for it to arrive

noah wyle, best known for his bit part in a few good men with the iconic line “i guess i just followed the guys at chow time, sir”

Kitty cat butterfly

I'm assuming the Cillian casting is still unconfirmed because don't piss me off....

Amazing

👀

I'm proud that you do not

Read that as bus at first so honestly it could have been worse

Reflexively started taking pictures of the OKC game like it was a concert

"Monica Barbaro, you brought Joan Baez to life" She's still alive!

Safeword made the cut!

And a couple more

Assortment of Chappell art in honor of her birthday

I could use rewatching them all except 2 but from what I recall 4 and 5 are my favorites

Incheresting!