If we don’t get any better candidates in the next two years, I’m writing in Hasan Piker, with my boyfriend as VP

my favorite part of church was getting my bread

I only smoke cigarettes in my dreams now

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social why do you oppose taxing billionaires? 🤔

The world is our girlfriend, we are the cucks, the internet is our chair.

I’m socially gay, but fiscally bisexual

Michael Rapaport getting banished off the traitors was better than anything that’s ever happened on television— fuck that old man

Located in the Salt Lake Valley

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?”

High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

FREE THE DEMON THAT IS SO DESPERATELY TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM RFK JR

Come on over to the left
(the actual left, not the libs)
We have guns, legalized drugs, no rent, healthcare, and significantly less pedophiles

Can’t we just let Elon take all these surplus men with him to Mars?

I am totally here for the matriarchy, but I am so tired of women and femmes having to clean up men’s mess forever

IS MY WIFE EDDY BURBACK???

Is it called a helicopter because it heli cops ter their destination?

sam altman

(Communist Manifesto pun)

Cum in this, man! It’s a fest, yo!

I love how men think women go to the bathroom together to talk shit about them. You fool, we’re jerking each other off

According to The Santa clause, what happens if Santa kills himself? Like, what if his body isn’t found and no one else puts his suit on? Ghost Santa??

Love that we’re going to start WWIII the same way my friendships ended in high school

/s

“Santa and his constituents…”

“Possession is like a flower… because without it you can’t have a flower”

Even as a child, I knew Martha Mae Who was down bad for the grinch. She was ready to give snatch that entire movie

Make the evil you want to see in the world

“Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my ma-…”
“Fuck off, gutter rat!” - Republican Jesus

Anyone who sees Bovino in Rogers Park, let us know. We’re doing ICE watch.

Whistles out. Be on alert. Help protect our community.

You ever have that one insecurity that you’re always telling yourself that it’s not actually as bad as you think it is, but then someone makes you in a video game and it’s like…. oh

Maybe the real bitch was the karma we made along the way