Happy DigiCert-pocalype Day for all who celebrate!

The world is about 90 minutes away from finding out who has hard-coded dependencies on G1 root certs!

Hot take: "bias towards action" is really just "bias against accuracy" with better marketing.

"Dad, what was long-form content like?"

wtf it's only tuesday

Compulsory RTO is great because after working with people for years and building professional relationships based on mutual respect now you get to constantly be aware of their mucus situation and know what their farts smell like.

I'm a generally a very firm supporter of the First Amendment, but I do think that the government should be able to restrict a person's ability to use [Action Required] in the subject line of work email they send.

If you're good at playing Solitaire, you basically have like 80% of the relevant skills that a Computer Science degree would give you.

You can tell that American libertarianism is a totally serious ideology cuz now that there actually *are* government boots on the ground killing citizens the libertarians are out there fighting against authoritarianism just like the liberals are.

Oh wait, they're not? Weird...

Guys, I'm starting to think that whole "FIFA Peace Prize" thing may have been bullshit.

Proactive HugOps to all of the SREs and On-calls over the next two weeks that are about to discover what parts of the systems they manage actually depend on constant change and will now start failing because of the absence of change.

Happy Change Freeze for all who celebrate!

After conducting additional research on the the matter, I would like to broaden the scope of this claim to now include all Korean food.

Budae jjigae has healing properties that are not yet fully understood.

My favorite thing about flu medicine is that it only works for about 2 hours but you have to wait 6 hours before you can take more or it will kill you.

So ...ummm... which HRV system did you eventually go with? Asking for a me.

DNS is simple.

Your implementation of DNS is complex.

So is everybody else's.

A screenshot of an article from The Verge that describes an AI smart toilet that analyzes waste and provides health insights.

Evidently we've reached the "how can we use it to sell more shitters?" phase of the AI hype cycle.

Table-top exercise: US-East-1 is down.

WTF is the right account?!!!

seriously. let me know. DM is fine.

You really don't have to tell people that you are against Antifa.

First, there's already an existing word for that.

And second, we already know.

I love how late summer in the Pacific Northwest has fully turned into "the sun is obscured by wildfire smoke and the air smells like an ashtray" season all within the past decade and we all just kind of rolled with it.

"The data is clear..."

Oh awesome! Then I'm sure that the data - with all of its clarity - and the methodology in which you analyzed it to form your conclusion is included in your assessment, right? RIGHT?

Protip: A thing is not preventable simply by virtue of it being predictable.

Monday? Two weeks in a row? ...Seems a bit excessive.

One of the ironies of incident response is sometimes the most effective incident commanders APPEAR as if they're the most uninformed responder at the company...

WHY DID WE NOT HAVE A MONITOR FOR THIS?

I'll write a book called "The AI Leader" and in it, I'll just talk about leading people with empathy.

"Trick" people into reading the thing that they actually need to learn.

I mean, the album *is* named 1989 for a reason.

Paramount-Skydance merger approved after companies agree to government speech demands No more DEI at CBS.

James Madison: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech--"

Gov't: "Can we still 'coerce' freedom of speech through severe financial penalties?"

Madison: "YUP!"

www.theverge.com/news/713587/...

Ascension has rules people. He is now *King* of Darkness. Please update your contact lists.