Just offered my close friends catsitter money bc I can’t look after their cat next week any more, and I think I got it wrong. I just got paid! I can afford it right now! Money’s made to be shared

I wish I knew what my friends meant when they say they’re skint. Does that mean they’re going food bank and their credit cards are scaring them? Or does it mean they can only go Spain on holiday?

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

A blue birthday card with a mono print of a cassette tape. There is a pigeon with a worm in its mouth in the top left and a fat bashful pigeon in the bottom right. In the middle in dymotape is their name (blacked out) - 30.

A 30th birthday card for a pigeon pal. Blacking out their name spoilt the effect a little but I’m satisfied and I hope they love it.

I ignored this message but then got follow-up messages which freaked me out even more, so I just replied “unfortunately I am not in a position where I am well enough to take up this offer, thanks anyway” and she replied saying “no problem” and the messages have stopped.

I feel so affronted when services tell me that I have problems in my interpersonal relationships because I am SO loved and I love so much. It is so scary to ask for help but I am allowed!!! I help my friends!! And they help me!!!!

A WhatsApp convo Sure. Is there anything I can bring which would help? Or do you want hell todying? Please can you be outside the bathroom door while I shower and put clean clothes on? I am really scared of it and I don’t know why Yes ofc. And do you need anything from the shops? X

being big and brave and asking beloved pals who have known me since I was 18 to help me out.

Painted the man

#art #heavypaint #adonis

Excuse me - couldn't help but notice you were eating some cheese!

I too, like cheese!

Box of Lidl Aromata Non-Stick Baking Paper Sheets. Along the top edge of the box are the words 'Perfect baking results' (in quotes, as presented here).

Going to ask Lidl what their source is for this quote of praise on their non-stick baking sheets. Colm Tóibín or Stephen Fry, I expect.

an orange and white cat riding in the back of a charging white puppy

𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒅, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆: 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒉𝒊𝒎.

Still from the television show Futurama showing Seymour the dog waiting for Fry to return

waiting for the last few twitter mutuals to come over

Picture of a bald rat in front of s children's rainbow glockenspiel, captioned Neil banging out the tunes, April 13 2006

On this day in 2006, Neil banged out the tunes

It’d be nice if white liberals would stop calling every evil fascist in power mentally ill.

it’s my party and I’ll screech and explode into a flapping cloud of bats if I want to

A handmade card. A pair of soft grey stripy cat paws on a blue and white flowery background.

A condolence card for my comrades’ lovely cat. A true queen among cats x

Thanks!

What is fabric softener picture SUPPOSED to read?

Rubycelery60: is the cat ok? xx [redacted]: no I’m afraid he died. Rubycelery60: *sad meow*

[ ref to pet death ]

someone posted about their cat passing away on the fb group for the town I grew up in and this was a reply. I think it’s a masterpiece

Masterpiece

furry trousers

Spotted Towhee sitting on a dead bush covered in Spanish moss, beak open in mid song

close up showing the birds wide open beak and staring red eye

mind if I....𝒀𝑬𝑳𝑳

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

Nutella in Gaza while I am boycotting Israel in Belgium REPLY

I watched an insta video of a teenager in Gaza having a chocolate crepe and in the comments is…someone else bitching about her not boycotting Nutella? Wild scenes

Inventum coffee maker circa the 1970s it has a delightful shape and appealing color palate of orange, yellow, umber and white and a pattern of flower stalks it doubtless makes undrinkable swill, but has rizz for days

contemporary Inventum drip coffee maker looking like a piece of sterile lab equipment with a little digital clock makes better coffee, but at what cost?

look how far we've fallen

Handling: General considerations The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do. It has no 'code of ethics' or considerations for its own future. In a fair fight it will win. 1. DON'T FIGHT A CAT 2. USE YOUR BRAIN 3. USE DRUGS

reminder

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

A ginger cat with a white chest and lower face sits politely on a stack of bags of kindling. It is posed in front of a shop window. You can see its back reflected in the glass. Small posters read “no dogs” and “under 25?”

New York has @bodegacats.bsky.social but my parents’ small town in Devon has Spar shop cats

digital art. a crying cat looking at a cheeseburger on a table in front of them

cat

A tabby and white cat peers down superciliously from on top of a Coca-Cola branded fridge in a bodega. The fridge is stocked with various tins of fizzy pop.