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Posts by ymqp

50 mg

12 hours ago 3 0 0 0

achieving bsky ascendancy through only ever posting anodyne nonsensical phrases only filtered for possible inflammatory interpretations (never post win the game)

12 hours ago 1 0 0 0

drones peaked when eric andre used scissors to snip hotdogs off a quadrotor

13 hours ago 0 0 0 0

anthropomorphizing the mirror so shame can still be felt once body positivity is achieved

14 hours ago 2 0 0 0

i need to get better at noise

14 hours ago 1 0 0 0

it is everything and it is nothing

14 hours ago 1 0 0 0

librarians should be paid more

15 hours ago 1 0 0 0

damn i cant eat the quesadilla that makes you sick until after the big meeting. It's gonna be all dried-yet-soggy due to being in the fridge for so long by then. Mad bummer

2 days ago 1 0 0 0
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Wrong! Do it again!
Wrong! Do it again!
If you don't enjoy your hobbies, you can't have any relaxation!
How can you have any relaxation if you don't enjoy your hobbies?!

2 days ago 1 0 0 0

the safety and placidity of elevator doors have inured mankind against machines. we are overly trusting as a result, i propose removing any safety mechanisms from all elevators

2 days ago 0 0 0 0

me? really? like actually though

2 days ago 0 0 0 0

a cat is just a little guy you can pick up that goes mOW! and wiggles a bit before setting back down

3 days ago 4 0 1 0

round 2

3 days ago 0 0 0 0

if the mbas hadn't sold 6 AM to old people i don't think it would exist anymore

3 days ago 1 0 0 0

leather conflict tour

www.youwillloveeachother.com

3 days ago 1 0 1 0

should I try to go to the health show

3 days ago 0 0 1 0
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I dont know either, I was more making a joke at my own expense given the way I sometimes go about programming

3 days ago 0 0 0 0

55 thank yous, 55 yes pleases, 55 hellos, 55 sorrys, 55 how are yous, 100 i love yous, 100 excuse mes, 100 goodnights, 100 need any helps, 100 good mornings, 55 great to see yous, 55 youre welcomes, 55 wows, 55 be safes, 55 lovelys, and 155 youre wonderfuls!!

3 days ago 4 0 0 0

double shower double power

3 days ago 0 0 0 0

the should really patch the whole making a choice reveals your preferences bug

4 days ago 5 0 0 0

the buds are back in town (ominous, spooky)

4 days ago 7 0 0 0

why dont they simply make a software to do it all. Everything, in one

4 days ago 0 0 1 0

it is time to acquire enough sugar

4 days ago 1 0 1 0

exercise is lowkey goated when meeting your basic biological functions is the vibe, too bad it simultaneously sucks ass

4 days ago 2 0 0 0

ive got what appears to be another 6 weeks worth before I have to make the decision to call in a refill. I've got that long to work through the issues

5 days ago 1 0 0 0

45 mg

5 days ago 9 0 1 0
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5 days ago 1 0 0 0

i bought my first hat tho. Im a hat person now, it's my new thing. My pfp was aspirational all along it turns out

5 days ago 2 0 0 0

interpol was good too, but theyre in the routine, theyre tuned for that larger venue. Theyre not the ones to come dance with the crowd (although we left a bit early maybe they did i dunno). The older (not bad just observation) crowd can have a drink and nod along

5 days ago 1 0 1 0

they wouldve killed at one of the smaller venues honestly, especially one that doesn't fuck their light show with twenty bazillion neon bar signs because the older crowd is filtering in during their act

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