Chad what are you doing with your week off between jobs!?

Dis Guy
Disguises
Dissed Guys

not my ignorant, hungry/thirsty ass asking garcon for the soup at Super Tires on capital blvd

left shoulder to right and BACK TO LEFT this little guy was running laps!!!

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Even though it doesn't run on battery, it would be distorted and garbled like a dying kids meal toy

5 year milestone is quickly coming up at my first professional job 🫨 I have GOT to make a drastic and exciting change to some aspect of my life

All of the new lofi albums getting recommended to me are obviously AI generated and, quite frankly, it's making me sick

The feeling when you scroll through feeds without getting bombarded by ads or AI/NFT bros

Bsky will be where I do what I failed to do in 12 years on Twitter - surpass 100 followers! *touches earpiece* Uh-huh.. wait I'd have to do WHAT!? *rips off earpiece and struggles with wire*

Also group chats lol

wow they really did some shit this time huh

ngl I hope BS continues to take off. Twitter just feels evil and the sooner I can delete that app, the better (holding off so as to not miss out on anyone migrating over)