Tayler Sheridan is the white Tyler Perry.

A fun game to play with this administration is to simply reverse their statements to elicit the truth. (Hegseth: "We did start this war but under President Trump we're not finishing it") It works every time.

Murder of indigenous children is genocide

I find it rude. It’s a gross way to interact with someone.

Nope

Quote this with a mirror pic ✨

One of my biggest peeves is when people see me doing something difficult or meaningful for someone else, and then assume or joke about me doing that for them too.

Instantly- it shrivels all the generosity in my heart up like a grinchy little raisin.

So this must be what it was like to slide into the dark ages after a period of peace and progress

There's a bevy of posts circulating of famous sculptures with the question of WHY DON'T WE SEE THIS KIND OF TALENT ANYMORE and the answer is you don't support the arts, assholes. Those artists had patrons. They could work all day to perfect their craft without worrying about food and housing.

No

These ones were snowmen! ⛄️

Every fruit at peak ripeness, smothered in coconut milk and topped with boba & grass jellies 😮‍💨

a cartoon cat is laying down and holding a sign that says peeps ALT: a cartoon cat is laying down and holding a sign that says peeps

Having a bit of a rough day, and my mom slid a packet of Christmas peeps under the door like I’m a frightened animal

I mean, my day is already better because of that!

Hey!

Are they going to do anything about it?

The bucket crabs have no reason to celebrate your escape from the bucket if you did so by standing on their heads

I hate the phrase “crabs in a bucket”

Maybe the crabs in the bucket would stop grabbing at you if you dropped down a ladder for them, or got to work dismantling the bucket.

I fell into a TikTok trend but man, was it worth the hype

Jenni’s taro/red bean/grass jelly fruit salad 😛

(Be nice to the staff! They’re dealing with a hoarde of impatient teens!)

This is above my technical ability 😅

Please how do I spare myself having to see the “you stole my beaded eyeshadow-fight” of 2025

Importing my friends from twitter matters to me… hey y’all!

but how do I import my extensive networks of blocked people 😅

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

Trying to find my old followers feels like when u show up to an event alone and are desperately trying to find someone u know to hangout w

Refreshing in comparison eh

Been a while, trying again? Twitter is so unnavigable lately

I finally caved in and joined BlueSky because of the Block button fiasco. I'll mostly be over at Mastodon, but feel free to follow me over here if you followed me on the Birdsite just so that we can stay in contact!

one of the most pernicious developments of the last 15 years or so is the subscription model for literally everything

Are you even on a road trip if you don't stop in sketchy motels?

lmfao

Why are the people who desperately want strangers to hear their conversations the least aware of how they are coming across to said strangers???