Hiring a full-time data analyst to support the management and analysis of EMA + biosensor (Empatica and Skyn) for several grants. Come join our team!

I’m done learning for the day, this is all the new information I can handle

Want to contribute to scientific rigor and open science in clinical psychology? Apply to be the senior clinical editor at Collabra!

Worried it's too much work or you are too junior? Please ask me about it. You might, in fact, be the ideal person!

My kingdom for a PDF of the conference program

Most of this article is plausible but unverified stories. As usual when it comes to reporting on kids and screens.

Screens are such an easy scapegoat. I haven’t checked if the article mentions them but almost every news piece on mental health these days does, so it’s a good bet

We did a PCA with varimaxxing and identified six faxxtors that maxxplained 37% of the variance

2026 is Fundmaxxing

@cjep.bsky.social paper on gender equity in cognitive science @nserc-resnet.bsky.social funding, highlighting progress in past 6 years.

Led by @mcgillscience.bsky.social psych trainee Michelle Yang; co-authored w/ @pennypexman.bsky.social. A @wicscanada.bsky.social effort.

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I regret suggesting a strategic course of action to bad faith actors 😣

stahhhhp 😭

Adding the suffix “-maxxing” to a noun and finding six randos who claim to be practitioners does not make It A Thing

Congratulations!!

Draw some conclusions with us tomorrow…

This is not a small part of the reason I’m against age-related government bans on social media for youth.

“He chose…. poorly”

Oh really? I have mixed up my Indiana Joneses, for shame

It was!!

Several folks rightly pointed out clothing advice depends on context, so I’ll rephrase:

What are your clothing do's and don'ts for an ECR man interviewing for a psychology professor gig in Western Europe?

[Again, this isn't for me. I really am asking for a friend.]

Highly recommended: what a brilliant opportunity to work with Ian and Ze!

I was thinking about this film the other week but sadly (gladly?) nobody has ever written inappropriate messages on their eyelids to get my attention in class 😅

Really great #SRA2026 roundtable session this morning by @mitchprinstein.bsky.social , @evatelzer.bsky.social , Brinleigh Murphy-Reuter and Sunny Liu all about advancing responsible social media research. Heartening to hear so many thoughtful perspectives, and no moral panic about teens and screens!

A couple of years ago, I stream-of-consciously wrote this guide for how I structure academic papers. We discussed writing in my graduate class today, and I remembered it. Here is the link below if it might be helpful (or give you a different perspective)!

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a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt is making a funny face . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt is making a funny face .

Stronger Optics:

Wow and they admitted it. So, not at all concerned about how that would look.

Are you a woman in computer science looking for a way to destroy the patriarchy?

I have an assignment for you. Yell in my direction.

That’s great, love it. I wish more of my former undergrad students would write to update me. I tell them all to do it, but only a few keep in touch!

If anyone is looking for a lab manager or RA (full or part-time), let me know. One of the most meticulous and detailed people that I know is looking for a position. They did a M.A. in psych with me here at Cornell.

"Demand characteristics can create false positives, false negatives, upward bias, and downward bias."

#Methodology #MetaSci

Great news. Now, break it up! And somebody figure out how to outlaw online scalping, please.