God I love TROG.

the job:

VAN HOLLEN: What you've done is prove a windfall to very wealthy people who don't pay taxes

BESSENT: Why would I do that? What's your theory of the case?

VAN HOLLEN: Because this administration time after time has tiled the tax code in favor of very wealthy people

This is why this is hilarious

HOW DARE THEY HAVE FEELINGS! THAT'S AN INSULT TO ME MAKING FUN OF THEM!

Where do you put the half btw?

Gomer I will hire your company to transport a load, make your destination the middle of nowhere Nebraska and then LEAVE YOU THERE FOR ETERNITY!

But pointing this out means you're antisemitic.

Please, like you'd mistreat your butler to the point of him trying to poison you.

Your garender on the other hand.

They never wanted us Gloop. They wanted rich Crypto Bros and AI Tech Heads. What they got was furries, dreamers, and a lot of queer folks. Plus the occasional cis. It's amazingly funny.

I really hope not. I don't wanna have to find Skawt again. He's large of course but I still have to go looking for him.

APPARENTLY!

So there’s an AI haters block list doing the rounds on here?

Cool, sign me the fuck up 👍

GenAI is a parasite. Wasteful, destructive, a gradual erosion of our individuality, humanity and creative skill. No good can ever come of it.

Once again....this is going to be the most hilarious case ever.

OH SO WE'RE AT THAT PART OF THE 20S!

A tweet that reads "TUCKER CARLSON: "I'II be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. And want to say that lm sorry for misleading people.'" This is a very humble and honest statement. Big respect to Tucker."

Fuck off, Tucker.

Thank the gods someone is on the case. Otherwise we'd have to hire Dale and his rates are absurd these days

Oh it's gonna be hilarious. And I really think Patel will lose this and lose this hard.

Oh this is hilarious

HAHAHAHAHA

Or something

I DON'T! And my life is perfect

Like? OK so maybe you're new at this but the doesn't convey well in text form

I don't

I read this in your voice

I...I need you to reread everything you said.

Actually it's "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and the AI responds with "the severed head of your wife" and I think that's just fine.

a real testament to stefanik’s total lack of dignity that she is doing this AFTER trump totally threw her under the bus, backed up, and ran her over just to be sure

I will absolutrly criticize people for attending. It’s a grotesque spectacle nobody who cares about press freedom should dignify with their presence.

Man knows his comfort zone