Hey, I heard we only got old yesterday.

I tremble in fear.

So what would you do for a Klondike bar?

If it truly is lacquer than all you have to do is lightly sand it and add more lacquer... It's just bug throw up.

Let me get my nursery number and I'll dm it to you.

Before I went to Iraq, I made my wife rotate and change all 4 tires with a jack and the provided tire iron.

Break up with Jason.

In other news, rain, still wet.

Nah, it's a school night. I can't be out till 1 and then at school early in the morning. I'm sorry your booper is not feeling well. I'll still tell the boys we love them.

TS Lover vinal

What's on your turntable?

I still love the fact that the guy in the bed looks like Jeffrey Epstein....

Congratulations!!!!

Outstanding!!! Again my hooking up services are 100% of your old single life back!

Good shit.

This is also "the emperor has no clothes" and the 'peek behind the curtain in Oz" all at the same time.

And now that we hit the iceberg (Iran) the realization no one is awake at the helm.

a black and white photo of a cat walking on a carpet . ALT: a black and white photo of a cat walking on a carpet .

Nothing hits like that first bump.

Hello, I made you a feed of your cats watching the Artemis II splashdown bsky.app/profile/did:...

Happy birthday girls!

Look, I've blinked 182 times and I still can't see the sailboat in the magic eye poster.

But, think of how many sports ball players don't wanna come to Seattle no more ......the injustice, sports ball player is good at the sports ball, don't tax them. Sports ....ball...

Was it his first or third marriage that told you that? What casino going bankrupt led you to believe that? Was it the University? Airline? Bottled water? Eric?

You suffer from 0-0 day hope as well.

Tie me to the mast and I'll see you on the bottom.

This is why I follow both of you...

I will fight you for that title

If it gets him to their country faster....

¡Loco de la cabeza!

Means I am now president!

Bon voyage!

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of two microphones in front of a plane . Alt: W mission accomplished

You know I only do it to impress beautiful ladies....

It's a work in progress. I'm putting a shuttle on my forearm next.

It's the beginning of a space/science sleeve on my right arm.

New ink. Who dis?

You are absolutely stunningly beautiful!

Oh absolutely positively more will follow. Shoulder-fired rockets or nothing new.