sy: so according to you straight men can't have sex with men, OR have feelings for them. so what CAN we do
sqh: WOMEN

the thing about cumplane being fwb & constantly reassuring each other it's just "as bros" is that in shen yuan's head "as bros" means it's not gay and in sqh's head "as bros" means it's not romantic. which means they're both comfortable with it AND they're both wrong

the implication that tlj can hear sj but yqy can't is incredibly funny. your dragon translator is the demon emperor's dad and he also keeps angling for a threesome

how many navy seals does it take to unscrew a door hatch

mission control has said "the erection" so many times

wmata meet me in the pit

thjazi fang they might have killed you but they can never stop your rizz

......the bee movie?

the prophecy....

baby corner

moo ming presenting gege with a cow stuffie that looks exactly like him 🥺

yep! she's gay

he was sooooo disappointed when binghe wasn't an innocent newborn lamb in the modern world

madoka magica/scumbag system 2 double feature 🙏

his face is soooo shaped

chipmunk on a plate of birdseed, cheeks stuffed

AIRPLANE THE CHIPMUNK IS BACK

the thing about ocs that live in your mind is that no one else posts about those guys

I choose to believe murray is a fellow fujoshi helping make the sadlads express their feelings

LUIS TREATING HIS OWN CHARACTER AS A WHUMPABLE CHEW TOY IS SO IMPORTANT TO MEEEEE

please do I need others to project fucknasty energy towards hal and azune

a cartoon character says hey look i made a bridge while pointing Alt: gif from atlantis of vinny saying "hey look, I made a bridge! took me like, ten seconds. eleven tops"

thjazi when he reaches the gateway of death

my man is FOR SURE continuing his rebellion in the afterlife just look at what the tachonises are doing over there!!!!!

their old sleeping arrangements / poor substitutes

pharaohs would kill for what I have (airtight containers to store grain)

whenever sqq wants more spell slots he has to compliment airplane's writing 🤬

counterpoint: fem he xuan is actually even taller

there's just such a flavor imparted by being one of shen yuan's yearn-fueled gay experiments...impossible to replicate

happy birthday I remain blessed by world's most spoiled toddler shen binghe and the 500 different ways cumplane are insane about each other!!!!

hua cheng after the third hour of [CLACK CLACK CLACK] [HOOOOONK] [HONK HONK]: I'm going to kill them both and make a turducken

moo ming, ears safely covered with his own copious fluffs: it's too late, gege likes the baby

a shoebill chick that looks easily the size of a toddler, enormous feet + scrungly feathers + head empty expression

a fun fact I have just learned is that shoebills get 2ft tall within like a few weeks of birth. so adult goose qi rong wanders away from his new gosling for a few days and returns to This