Ah, so Kirst's still doing the Ryanair shag-a-thons with Jacob's brother then.!? #TheArchers

Prom night.!? Prom night.!?! We are not small town Americans.!! #TheArchers

Is Debbie coming back now that Hungary is no longer run by a right-wing eastwards leaning despot.!? #TheArchers

I believe they're bringing out a range of canned iced Shires-a-chinnos for the summer season... #TheArchers

Time is the price we pay for universal healthcare that is free at the point of delivery... #TheArchers

Do we know who Chris is seeing, fellow listeners? #TheArchers

Maybe they've got a three way in mind Rex, brace yourself.!! 😉 #TheArchers

A Hawaiian and TWO Pepperoni.!?! #TheArchers

The snorting horse sound effect is certainly being put through its paces.!! #TheArchers

Surely your mother would have used the northeastern “divvent" rather than “don't", Ruth.!? As in “Divvent trouble trouble..." etc #TheArchers

Remind me listeners...who is it going “really well" with for Alice.!? #TheArchers

A new blend of coffee.!? In Ambridge.!?! Is it a different instant... #TheArchers

She was all of our rock, Brian... #TheArchers

😄😄😄 #TheArchers

Now he's going to sue you Trace, for putting the blue mug on the top shelf... #TheArchers

We had sheets of corrugated asbestos roofing sheets lying around in the garden when we were kids and my brothers and I would fashion offcuts into Arthurian swords and have duels with eachother.!! Different times...🙂

New pencil cases...nicely old school Brian, nicely old school.!! #TheArchers

😄😄😄 #TheArchers

Who is this in a neck brace...Horrobin senior.!? #TheArchers

She's a licensed victualler, she's obliged to bring wine... #TheArchers

So, as the world away from Borsetshire seems to descend further into chaos let's fire up those fiddles and enjoy an hour or so in the warm and fluffy environment of Ambridge... #TheArchers

I eat the skin of kiwi fruit.!!

Hurrah ..the budgie stays.!! #TheArchers

Mental health budgies... there's an idea.!! #TheArchers

Doesn't someone from the diocese have to check whether or not the ceiling collapse was due to a smote-ing from God or not.!? #TheArchers

Kiwi berries.!? What the what-ing what.!?! #TheArchers

😀😀😀 #TheArchers

They still have a weekly livestock sale at the mart.!? Weekly.!?! #TheArchers

Quick Pip, your dad needs his emotional support toy farm.!! #TheArcherz

Khalil needs to get to school...let's hope a lesson on reading between the lines is timetabled for this morning.!! #TheArchers