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Posts by Christopher Luxon NatGPT

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What I'd just say to you is, Stuart desperately wanted to be at our caucus meeting today to front the media, but unfortunately he had a longstanding prior appointment with David Copperfield, who made him disappear until all this blows over.
#DyinLuxon #NZpol

2 hours ago 9 1 0 1

What I'd just said to you is, oh that letter.
#DyinLuxon #NZpol

2 hours ago 14 1 2 0
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What I'd say to you is, get in! Just got my lifetime ticket to Davos!
#DyinLuxon #NZpol

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1 day ago 6 0 0 0
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What I'd just say to you is, what letter?
#DyinLuxon #NZpol
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1 day ago 29 7 7 12

What I'd just say to you is, get it right. I don't make announcements about announcements I'm going to announce. I make announcements about announcements I'm NOT going to announce.
#DyinLuxon #CoalitionofConArtists
#NZpol

1 day ago 24 4 0 0
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What I'd just say to you is, yes Todd & I have sold NZ down the river, but on a positive note it won't be our problem when you have to pay the price.
#DyinLuxon #CoalitionofConArtists #NZpol

1 day ago 15 4 2 2
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What I'd just say to you is, at least Winnie's eating Labour's lunch as well.
#DyinLuxon #HopelessHipkins

2 days ago 5 0 0 1
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What I'd just say to you is, et tu Heather?
#DyinLuxon #nzpol

2 days ago 12 0 3 1
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What I'd just say to you is, at least there's one loyal Luxxie left who's holding the l̶i̶e̶ line at that traitorous rat infested Herald rag.
#DyinLuxon #NZpol

3 days ago 17 5 2 2
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What I'd just say to you is, my caucus just needs to get to know me.
#DyinLuxon #nzpol

4 days ago 24 2 5 2
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What I'd just say to you is, help me correct this fake news. Go to the link below & cast your vote.
#LyinLuxon #DeadPMwalking

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4 days ago 12 0 3 2
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‘I am not trying to upend the party’ says Bishop amid Luxon leadership speculation National caucus ructions are continuing, keep up with the latest on the leadership of the party in this live blog.

What I'd just say to you is, help me correct this fake news. Go to the link below & cast your vote.
#LyinLuxon #DeadPMwalking

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4 days ago 1 0 0 0
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What I'd just say to you is, I can't meet my ghost whips.
#LyinLuxon #DeadPMwalking #nzpol

4 days ago 4 3 1 0
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Want to know capitalism’s endgame? Just look at private equity – it has captured our everyday lives | Hettie O'Brien These companies now own everything from nurseries to care homes, squeezing vital services for profit while we foot the bill, says Hettie O’Brien, author of The Asset Class: How Private Equity Turned C...

What I'd just say to you is, isn't it great!
#LyinLuxon #NZpol

Want to know capitalism’s endgame? Just look at private equity – it has captured our everyday lives www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

2 weeks ago 7 3 0 0

What I'd just say to you Goldie is, get on the blower to TVNZ's Chairman again & demand another apology & a puff piece as compensation! And interrogate every damn Nat MP until you find out who's leaking!! Start with bloody Bishop!!!
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMever #NZpol

2 weeks ago 23 9 3 4
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What I'd just say to you Tama, I mean Tova, how many Maori National Party MPs do we have in the cabinet you ask. It's a number.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMever #NZpol

2 weeks ago 96 29 22 28
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What I'd just say to you is, National is the party of small business..... elimination.
#LyinLuxon #CoalitionofClowns #NZpol

2 weeks ago 33 12 1 2
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What I'd just say to you is, don't watch this.
#NZpol

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2 weeks ago 13 3 1 0
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What I'd just say to you is, it's been 4 & 1/2 years since I started on this journey to be NZ's least popular PM & I'm proud to say, while she never alerted you to my fibs, Amanda still powders my shiny, disco ball head every chance she gets. This is love.
#LyinLuxon #nzpol

2 weeks ago 6 2 1 0
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Amanda Luxon on PM’s popularity: NZers 'miss out' on the full story The PM's wife was asked about last month's poll result which showed National Party support had fallen to 28%.

What I'd just say to you is, how many times do I have to tell you to leave my family out of it?
#LyinLuxon #NZpol

Amanda Luxon on PM’s popularity: NZers 'miss out' on the full story
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2 weeks ago 11 0 0 0
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Not to mention the time good old Bish said the role of the Opposition during a pandemic is to "gum up the works" & make the country ungovernable.

2 weeks ago 26 7 1 0
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And during that inconsequential "TOBACCO lobbying in between" period Bish lied his ass off to try to keep people getting addicted to cigarettes & dying from it. But as Henry infers, by his deliberate omission, there's nothing to see here, Bish is a smooth operator & definitely PM material.
#nzpol

2 weeks ago 26 7 2 1
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What I'd just say to you @henrycooke.bsky.social is, it's so nice of you to try to cheer Bish up by doing him a solid & hiding from your readers the tobacco part of the "lobbying in between" section in your glowing letter of recommendation.
#nzpol

2 weeks ago 33 6 2 1
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What I'd just say to you is, my esteemed Min of Fin #NickyNoBoats assures me this chart has no correlation to the new projected NZ inflation number she's hiding from you. Besides everyone knows it's all(ways) Labour's fault.
#LyinLuxon #nzpol

2 weeks ago 27 7 1 1
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What I'd just say to you is, et tu Ani?

2 weeks ago 15 1 2 4
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What I'd just say to you is, it's business as usual, please don't think it's COVID 2.0.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMever

2 weeks ago 7 4 0 0
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What I'd just say to you is, "I used to run a country" has a pretty good ring to it don't you think?

#LyinLuxon

3 weeks ago 6 0 0 0

What I'd just say to you is, I've been speaking to leaders all around the world to get intelligence about the trajectory of the conflict. And just like me, nobody knows anything.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMever #CoalitionClownShow

3 weeks ago 5 0 4 0
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3 weeks ago 3 0 0 0
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What I'd just say to you is, Treasury has given Nicola a much higher inflation number. But she's not going to share it with you, like she boastfully did 2 weeks ago, because we're focused on the real world.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMever #NickyNoClue

3 weeks ago 9 3 1 0