And you will benefit from it too! I was so disgusted the last time I went to NYC to realize that Penn Station had virtually no benches. Nowhere to sit down. It’s hideously inaccessible to disabled people, and it’s hostile to everyone who might be tired or need to set their stuff down a moment
probably one of my more toxic traits is thinking my sleep paralysis demon looks kinda hot
Man standing next to a giant cassette, larger than him. Why are his pants grubby at the knees, where and why has he been kneeling, the rest of the background is stark white, but this man has dirty secrets, perhaps we’ll know more of his vibe if we find a bus-sized boombox to play his mixtape
Useful for rewinding one of these
If alt-text isn’t too time consuming for Flavor Flav guess who else it isn’t too time consuming for 🫵🏾
YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
just snorted two and a half grams of coke in one go and then sat down to write a headline
This is big news for unions and good news for everyone (who isn't a billionaire)!
no way this isn’t the best 30 seconds of video on the web this month
Sometimes this administration takes a break from trying to change the outcome of the Civil War and just tries to undo the Civil Rights Movement
They revoked pluto's planet status to try and cure autism
a bowl of pho
Trump may do more for the energy transition than any other individual through sheer incompetence, just like JD Vance may do more than anyone else for the cause of global antifascism simply by being viscerally repellent.
Yeah I work for The Onion*
*the glowing vidalia that floats in the back of my cupboard and commands me to commit crimes
When I was recovering from knee surgery and had a DVT, but before it became a PE, we went to a museum. It was a lot of fun! I did SO much walking!
It really hurt.
A lot.
I would have been fine but I wound up having to perch on a slanted seat at the train station, feet braced against the floor,
I’m not trying to hear that from the people who rat fucked our farmers & destroyed our diplomatic relationships.
And yes I’m aware our farmers voted to get rat fucked. But they still got rat fucked and that’s horrible for everyone with a stomach.
You notice how you've never seen nor will you ever see a heist movie where stealing cryptocurrency is cool?
Because it will never be cool. Heisting Warhammer figurines is cooler than heisting crypto, all due respect to my Warhammer peeps. (none to the crypto shills -- why do you follow me???)
Drawing of a book with a desk printer on the cover with the title "The printer that simply worked and other fairy tales"
... ...guys c'mon we let The Right trick itself into adopting "Being the kind of irritating little sh-- that only briefly seems cool when you're 13 but then makes everyone hate you forever" as a potentially permanently-damaging persona. We don't have to take it back now.
hated landlords until I became one - tenants are just ungrateful Rhiannon Picton-James
I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck
Reminded of this story.
HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.
I firmly believe presidents & people with control over medical agencies should understand percentages!
If *you* don’t, no judgment; I will explain in the next couple posts how they work. The short version is that Senator Warren is correct in the clip, and there’s NO interpretation in which RFKJr is
A four-panel meme from Friends. In each panel, Phoebe asks questions: “Who hoards all the wealth while wages stagnate?” “Who owns all the housing, utilities and media?” “Who lobbies politicians to rig the system?” Joey answers “Billionaires” each time. Final panel: Phoebe asks, “So why is everything so bad right now?” Joey answers, “Immigrants.”
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Me everyday shouting "Stop punching down and look up! Look up!"
Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.
For the first time since ProPublica reported on preventable deaths of pregnant women under Texas’ abortion ban, the state’s medical board has disciplined doctors in those cases.
Morning friends. There are still those amongst us that need to wake up.
This is in response to this story, about the Secretary of the Navy resigning, presumably to search for his missing neck
A very Blade Runner-esque nighttime shot of the First Hill Streetcar during a rainy night on Capitol Hill. Blue and orange lights reflect off rainy pavement while people walk and bike nearby.
Seattle Streetcar: celebrating Earth Day with a ride that has always been 100% electric with zero emissions.