I do know don’t worry, my arse still has an imprint of a hand from when I was a kid, no parent hasn’t at some point thought “I wish we could still smack an arse” 🤣

The little one makes sure I know he knows the number for childline so I just have to shake my head n mutter “you little fucks couldn’t jump over a pond of crocodiles”

I was in a tat shop with my kids n showed them a joystick, putting the confusion of the stick part aside they were baffled how a game was played using one button! They have also not been impressed by a quick fire two one, stupid kids

To save money I’ve converted the engine on my car to run on diamonds

He lost credibility with me when he got on the anti immigration bandwagon as it seemed like the trend, he gained some back when he didn’t join in trumps ridiculous war, he isn’t great but better than we had, which is a very low bar

In all the darkness we can only search out bits of the light (that is incredibly deep for me 🤣), our chat today is an example of that

I’ve tagged the wrong Martin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

If/when you get in power please for the love of god don’t fuck it up

No

Today at work I ate 5 pieces of fruit, making my total fruit in 2026 upto 5, my body confused by healthy food shat it out almost instantly

I am but I was young so I really just enjoyed seeing a wall get knocked down, the significance of it came later in life

My avi is me at 14, right handsome bastard wasnt I? Am I still so handsome 34yrs later? Not at all, time has not been kind esp to my hair

Actually forget hin calling out all the bullshit, I just want him to get into decent positions in the box!

I assumed that all kids grew up using computers n are tech savvy, after teaching our trainee at work today and watching her use a keyboard with one finger in one hand (other hand motionless on her leg) I can tell you that they are not savvy at all

If you drew a graph to show the rise of bank balance n level of wanker, those lines would rise at a similar trajectory, I’m poor but least I’m only bit of a wanker

If you agree say nothing, but between me n you, I think the NFL “insiders” sure you know who I mean, are kinda insufferable wankers! Tho you yourself Mr Florio are somewhat of a dick you are the kind of dick I like 😁

My boss is very reform (our republicans) and drives a Tesla, I tell him he is an idiot for both

You are spot on that it’s all about devision so we fight with ourselves n don’t focus on those in power, we the people have the power yet we don’t use it

Last time I voted to vote out the party that had power for years n were awful, currently gov are better tho not great, I try n vote for who I think will help people rather than what party it is, tho most promise loads n then just don’t bother to do any of it when they get power

Weird guy on the internet here, I have two children, I’d recommend not having children

I’m so proud of myself, I follow @centrepartin.bsky.social a Liverpool fan and not once have I taken the piss about them being no where in the league or going out of Europe, I’ve grown so much as a person 😁

I don’t think I’d recognise any Porto players if I was in a box room with them all 🤣, thats more due to my awful ball knowledge tho

Social media can be so awful, but not always, I’ve met loads of great people here n tonight I’ve had a brilliant chat with someone I’ve not spoken to before an it’s been wonderful 😊😊

Thats hardly a compliment that lad

I’ve always had incredible self awareness, I knew I was bit of a dickhead, hated that n changed, I didn’t want to live n hsve people think I’m a massive dickhead

The MAGA cult makes those in Jones town drinking the cool-aid look almost normal 🤣

Tho I’m seen as left politically, I don’t really understand that and I’m not very political at all, I just know a bad person when I see one and seems the right is full of them so that makes me a lefty n poss a socialist but I don’t really know what that means

My family (except my mum who died) are awful n I totally cut them all out my life about 6yrs ago so my DNA maybe isn’t great to pass on, but my actions n teachings for my boys I can be proud of

Our chat has helped me realise that tho in the big picture what I do is enough and that I don’t need to change things on a big scale to find peace n be happy with what I put into the world

The algorithm on here does work out at times, I’m not sure exactly when we connected but either your post or mine popped up on the others feed for us to discover each other 😊, I also go added to a list called “loony commies” so the wrong people also see my posts