You makin plans for a #cans

It may be that Carrick has come of age but his failure at Boro makes me wonder if there’s much more to this turnaround than him not being a massive bellend in a gilet. Maybe he’s wise enough to just let Bruno and Casemiro run things.

ORDERRRRRRR

TorPAEDO more like #morelike

Don’t rise to it Alain

He could do a lot better for himself mind you

They’re hedging for that Bournemouth lad I reckon, who has not won anything either, so they should bin that line of argument, but who has a couple of super-impressive seasons behind him at least

I’m having sex in the moon this summer

Now watching a grown man bullying a child in #thesnooker

It’ll never catch on

Transcript reads ‘Lee, Son Of Anders, is verily a disgræs’

Was telling B5K Jr about Paul McGrath just the other day, I love a knackered old lag who’s too far gone to train but reads the game so well it doesn’t matter

Credit to the parents for spotting the potential, there can’t be too many 19 y/o Stanleys knocking around

Watching a child hammer the world no. 2 in #thesnooker

Took this in the bogs at Brixton Windmill in Jan 2017 by the way

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Someone just put this in a w’app group chat and I haven’t been sleeping well lately but anyway it made me cry youtu.be/t3GcVBr8cbw?...

It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

Done

He certainly would not. I knew you’d know him though.

And like that hmmm

Is that Grindrod?

tbf, she stopped kicking him long enough to gave him a clear shot at McSweeny and he wouldn’t take it. He not helping himself.

SIR ED DAVeY SMELL BLOOD 🦈

UNFORGIVABLE

NOT NOW EMILY

I think it was around the same time, no more than six months before. He must’ve put the boosters on for Terry because I don’t remember thinking he was nuts.

I went to David Icke but it was mainly stuff that would pass for mainstream Green policy today, before he was real gone. I’d rather have had George Melly though.

He finds it astonishing. He is astonished.