I tried to monetize my satisfying hobbies, but now it's work...

We're adding addictions into the conversation too? Oh, I gotta few hobbies then...

Ah well, at least it's not slot machines. Otherwise I'd be wasting my time away in a dark room, making a screen repeatedly flash images, while waiting for a notification for a free game.

I should turn a light on.

Anyone in Wellington, head to Daily Bread (when/if you can) and show them some love!

Censorship always appears in plain clothes.

Ugh! Bloody hell! I need another hobby other than complaining about things on the internet...

Mmm yes, because step fathers are not a thing... Some of the best fathers I've met raised someone else's children.

Well, if I'm gonna have nightmares about this image, you should too.

#nzpol

Oh, it was the other way around. They wanted me to unfollow them because of something I had said on my own account. Told them "no" cause I'm not taking myself out. If they don't like what I post, the block button is there for a reason 🤷🏼‍♂️

A blue car balanced precariously on a fence. The car has the National Party logo on the side, the name Luxon is on the bonnet, with the words “back on track” along the bottom

Like this?

Oh, they kept Luxon? So they're happy to lose the election then?

Weird tactic.

#nzpol

Did they move the block button? Cause if I had a dollar for every time I've had someone tell me to stop following them over something I posted, I'd have at least three dollars. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened at all.

Coming after me because Shane Jones said something stupid and I shared an article about it, isn't doing anything about racism, last I checked...

No. You don't want me on your account, I suggest you find the block button.

First and foremost, there is a block button, and there's this marvelous technique of putting your phone down.

Anyway, let's do something about racism! Commenting about who is platform who is a great way I guess...

"Talk about what it is, but remove the microphone."

I agree, except I didn't hand him the microphone and called out his racism.

Also "we want media companies to do better journalism, but don't want them to be paid" is a weird take.

But anyway, you were telling me what to post, anything else?

Huh? How is sharing the article and a bad joke "platforming" anyone.

That's stupid. We all know butter chicken is an English invention.

#nzpol

Thats great but he really should've known how to do these things before becoming Prime Minister.

This just in. Taking part in your children's lives will make them appreciate you.

Up next, feeding your children makes them stop complaining about being hungry.

'A storm every eight days' - country's biggest insurer calls for systemic response An increasing number of severe weather events were now happening in spring and summer, IAG says.

Considering the amount of people I've talked to that think insurance is a scam, those same people are just gonna call the insurance companies "woke" for using the climate as an "excuse" to raise their prices.

As if the idiots DON'T want to cover their expensive assets...

#nzpol

What do we think he's imagining in this moment?

Taking advantage of the clean car discount before getting rid of it?

The tax break he gave himself as a landlord?

Poor people not being able to afford to pick up food parcels?

It definitely has to be something selfish with that look...

#nzpol

I've yet to meet a "simple" idiot. Meet plenty that over complicate so many basic things because they don't know or don't ask. They just didn't know it was complicated. Poor idiots wouldn't listen to reason either.

Why do I feel they wanna throw it in some cupboard and let the moths eat it...again.

#nzpol

Luxon unaware of the letter N in the word "Cuts" again?

#nzpol

Internet is down and they don't know when they'll be out to address the fault.

Great, thankfully I don't rely on the internet to make a living. Oh, shit, no I do... This 1gb on my phone better last...

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BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

Clint Smith: I guess that's because my household isn't a perpetual sovereign entity that can levy taxes and print its own currency. In response to NZ TPU: If you ran your household budget like the Government runs theirs, your bank would intervene, your family would panic, and your dog would probably start looking for a new owner

Good come back to the idiocy

What a beautiful archipelago.

Sure hope nothing ruins it while I strip it of its resources.

Oh no! My archipelago! It's covered in water! Where will I drive my ute now?

Ah, the constant battle between the individual and the community.

If we make it the responsibility of the individual, then the greedy have less responsibility towards the community.

Work with your community to do something about the issue you all face, instead of facing each other like they want.