Only 6 minutes faster than a human? That's a pretty shitty robot

A three panel comic. In the top panel a colorful orange crab raises both its claws and says "YOOOO! Mezzanine beetle! What's up my brotha! In the second panel a stag beetle says to himself "this fucking guy, here we go." The third panel features both the stag beetle and the crab. The stag beetle says "sigh. Hey prodigy crab.) the joke here is that the crab is from the cover of an album by the techno band the prodigy, and the stag beetle is from the cover of the album mezzanine by massive attack. And boy, writing this out has me thinking it sounds like Werner Herzog telling a joke.

For the 90s headz, From @jakearmy_ on Instagram.

Quite annoyed that Harden deciding to be an effective playoff entity coincided with Toronto's arse collapsing

The Beautiful BRITNEY Boys are Back

So delighted by this

Wait, Family Guy is still going?

*puts on porkpie hat*

I'VE SOLD ZEPPELINS TO OGDENVILLE, BROCKWAY AND NORTH HAVERBROOK...

A couple of weeks ago I got a bit sad because I presumed we wouldn't get any more music from Tom Waits....

Yooz ever have the satisfying pleasure of eating a baked potato like an apple?

I'm coming out swinging

Is foraging for wild garlic the glaswegian hipster version of taking your wean to one of those Instagram pumpkin patches?

Or are The Algorithms just stalking me with their content at every turn?

Are Angine dePoitrine the new sea shanty Wellerman Guy?

How heavy a slagging do you think Barron gets at uni?

Couple with a brown, orange, yellow and white striped polo shirt for The Ultimate Look

That's The Stuff

Those mid 2000s wooly bunnets with the peak

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

Get cybernator instead

Affurreester

This is honestly my favourite post he’s done. They'll be studying this one for centuries in politics courses and very possibly to train therapists

Live and Baguette Die

they should give bond films names like 'I Know You're Dead But What Am I' again

This is The Stuff

Come to this tonight (if you want)
Upstairs in McNeill's
Off Victoria road

Live electronics followed by indie disco vinyl dance party shenanigans

I bet a roll and chocolate digestives is pretty good

I'm imagining Björk saying this

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

I viscerally hated it when I was in my teenage pink floyd obsessed era. Haven't listened to it since.

Perhaps it's time to revisit now that I can cope with things being different to expectation in my old age.

An electronic Belgian boy called Erd in bloc last night. Can't find much online, but let me tell you..... That boy knows drums