thanks.
honestly, the cat blinds are about the easiest thing I've never built in the house. it's just smart blinds with a targeted MM presence sensor. It's not "cheap" but it's trivial to do.
since I'm a total press whore: the school newspaper ran a whole story about… uh, me being me, I guess… come read about me being a professor, designer, comic fan, and a prowrestler. (never thought an article about me in academia would so heavily feature the Gambino Bros, but here we are).
Ok. After my last 3 loaves I’ve verified that whoever is in charge of store brand sliced bread at @gianteagle.bsky.social has the machine set to an odd number of slices. This person is a fucking monster and should be drawn a quartered.
So while you were sleeping, Motherfucker-in-chief just declared 37% of the country to be an enemy state. So that's something...
Ladies and Gentlemen... the highly presidential and respectful stable genius fucking president of the United States...
the fact that Pete Hegseth wants to ban photos of him that aren't flattering is maybe my favorite thing I've heard this week.
Dawg, you're a middle aged drunken burnt out white boy... that's just how you look!
people.com/unflattering...
So Trump says he won't pass any bills that have been advanced by a Republican Congress until unless the Democrats agree to his voter suppression bill...
I mean... Ok...
Wow! Ok, Because I'm me, I had a tab open to the TPGriftBowl halftime show too. 4.75M people. Not great, but not a bust. It dropped to 4.3M the second BadBunny started at the real show. They lost 10% of the MAGA audience to BadBunny! Damn!
"Hi, I'm Donald Trump... I can't sleep... I dunno... maybe I'll do something 1920s style racism... aww yeah... that hit the spot!"
www.tmz.com/2026/02/06/d...
Claiming you have the best box office of a documentary in 10yrs* with an (* excluding music and nature docs) is just saying you don’t have the best box office.
I’m the tallest man in America* (*excluding men over 5’8”)
There’s also a lot more artwork and stuff.
Yeah, they’re rewritten. For the entries that are in common you can tell they started with the 1st edition as a first draft, but it’s definitely much different. For one, the 1st edition everything is 1-page. Deluxe Edition is like an encyclopedia. Each entry is as long as it needs to be.
I have some of the at fun but I never completed it I preferred the deluxe edition follow up (which I thought all of)
I just read a troll chastising a lesbian couple for "sinning" before an all-seeing, all-powerful God. But if you think he's omniscient & omnipotent AND specifically watching homosexual acts but not stopping them… doesn't that just mean he LIKES to watch?
If you really think I’m only saying you're racist because you're a republican that means you're so ok with racism that *YOU* think I think being republican is worst...
Sometimes I want to escape from the world of ice and ICE and just talk silliness for an hour. This week's episode of VoxPopcast is all about the #Oscars. Check it out! I'll get back to criticizing Trump right after. voxpopcast.com/wp/2026/01/2...
"How dare you call our murderous thug secret police force committing atrocities against our own people in the name of ethnic cleansing the gestapo?" 🙄
Look dumbasses. We're like 10 years into Trumpland here. If your argument is still "this is just negotiations, I don't think he really means it" I don't trust you to tie your shoes, use a stove, or cut with grownup scissors. You don't belong on TV!
It suddenly occurs to me that maybe we should have waited until episode 412 to talk about this... oh well.
Check out @chrismaverick.bsky.social helping @danielpgrote.bsky.social analyze the breakup of Kitty Pryde and Pete Wisdom on a newly free-to-listen episode of Our Son Pete!
Also... all my thoughts on how #StrangerThings ended are on this week's episode of @voxpopcast.bsky.social so check it out.
what if Netflix… a company who books their decisions solely based on ROI algorithms decided to secretly create a hidden episode of the most popular show they’ve ever had… and like not promote it. You know... as a goof! You people are morons! #StrangerThings
I talk about it on the episode I'm sure. I like Badger fine on some other stuff and I appreciate that he was trying to do something different in the era he was in. The story is garbage though. it's about the most pointless and badly written comic arcs I've ever read. I hate it.
I stand by it!
No. Just no. I refuse to believe this many motherfuckers spent 5 seasons over 9 years not knowing they were watching a queer coming-out allegory. They're lying. Dipshits aren't THAT dumb!
🎵You're so vain... you probably think this tragic family annihilator incident is about you... You're so vain... 🎶
Dear Asshole Behind Me,
Yes, I understand there aren’t many parking spots. What is your logic of honking your horn while I parallel park here? Am I supposed to say “heavens, this man behind me really wants this spot. I will abandon it as I am I intimidated by his mighty Kia!”
-Love Mav
I’m pretty sure that no single person who has ever lamented “we need to teach kids cursive so they can read historic documents” has ever read one.
If the "Fuck Marry Kill" game had a 4th option what would it be?
Situationship? Shoot 'em in the leg? Hand stuff? Butt stuff? Groin kick?
HOVADammit! If a device has a WiFi connection I should NOT have to reset it's clock!