somehow moving to Austin twice

"we gotta hug the supporters"

Blocking the nicest guy in the DCU community is a whole thing

Anyway enjoy your complimentary season tickets next year

MLS Season Pass "Match coverage will begin soon." YouTube video by Username

If I ever get control of a call center or a corporate telephony system, I’m gonna make the hold music the Apple TV MLS pregame music youtu.be/yI1STmx0F14?...

Jason Levien, I have five dollars and a dream, sell me the team

As much as I love the magic of the Cup, I'm still not attending DC United games, and having seen the first half during my union meeting, WOW.

Y'all might lose to One Knoxville.

lol.

Death doula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a RIP, I’ll bring it to ya

I feel so much better now

oh that hurts.

If you hear any noise it's just me and the boys boppin

Drank a bunch of whiskey looking to get the same level of connection and joy that I got starting a random Poznan dance to Alan Is A Cowboy Killer

There’s good fun and soul enrichment to be had in the world for affordable prices

Had a moment Saturday night at the Mclusky show when Lightsaber Cocksucking Blues hit and the pit opened up just about precisely in the middle of where I was standing, and I realized never mind alcohol or drugs, never mind drumming, what I need is to jump and get bumped around in midair by people

NO. DONT GIVE UP YOUR SARBES GEAR FOR FANATICS SLOP, KING

Photograph of the sidewalk at a playground. A strip of bright green grass is at the top. In the middle, written in white chalk in a childish scrawl, reads the word: butt.

Meanwhile, at the playground:

Final Fantasy Tactics remains undefeated in both old and new versions

extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf

Oh we’ve reached THAT part of DCU farce hours

Walking the city streets, heavily sweating, absolutely screaming out all the cover blurbs from this magazine~ buddy, that's a MAN'S LIFE.

I’m aware of my Bitter Old MLS Fan phase but man alive there ain’t a jury in the world where you’ll beat the Messi League Soccer allegations

I think a 20 minute session of doing an expressionist painting of Bert was the break down I needed to have today.

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

Backside of the Wii U.. one of the most underrated systems made. Yeah I said it

Wii U
NINTENDO 2012

I just looked up an image gallery from the 2006 NME Awards. 20 years ago, these were the coolest men in the country

Wishing all the trans folks in the world an ordinary life where they get to think about weird hobbies and lunch options instead of existential nonsense

Washington?

in 1917 Simon Bamberger became the first non-Mormon Governor of Utah, while campaigning an irate Mormon said "I'll never vote for a damn gentile!" to which Bamberger said "as a Jew I have been called a great many things, but this is the first time I've been called a damn gentile" the crowd loved it

My partner just showed me Mirrormask for the first time, it is definitely on that same Dark Crystal/Labyrinth vibe, but with 2000s CGI instead

Also the most appropriate use of Rob Bryson ever I think

I’ve never seen a picture of a chicken go harder than this

I don’t even care that that’s not the PA governor I’ll learn his proper name against my will

Remembering that my mom tried to tell me over Christmas that I had terrible handwriting when it turns out she was talking about my cursive when I was a kid, a practice I abandoned the microsecond I was allowed to

My script is immaculate, and Ben Shapiro ain’t winning shit