How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News

Stocks dropped 14.5% from their highs since Trump’s tariff announcement

They’ve now recovered 9.4%, and are still down 6.4% from their high.

Trump is calling this a victory, despite nothing being “fixed” about trade and despite countries giving Trump nothing.

What exactly is the victory?

Attendees to David Lynch's Funeral Put Through Surreal Dream Journey LOS ANGELES — Acclaimed director David Lynch was laid to rest today in a funeral that attendees called “a kaleidoscopic tour through the endless dark.”…

Attendees to David Lynch’s Funeral Put Through Surreal Dream Journey

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Why can't people just accept that Trump tried to ban TikTok in 2020 but failed and then was against the ban when Sleepy Joe was in favor of it and now is going to save TikTok and China is bad and therefore tariffs, but also the CEO of TikTok is going to the inauguration. Why is that so difficult?

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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And so the Stormy Daniels case ends as it began. With unconditional discharge.

GOP Promotes Trump’s Greenland Fantasy While Fires Rage in LA | The Daily Show YouTube video by The Daily Show

GOP Promotes Trump’s Greenland Fantasy While Fires Rage in LA

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Made it to 3:12pm, there goes dry January…

You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President For generations, U.S. presidents have gone to great lengths to avoid potential conflicts of interest. When I was elected, I followed suit by placing my small business in a blind trust to assure our ci...

You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President

CEO Unveils Bold New Plan To Undo Damage From Last Year’s Bold New Plan

CEO Unveils Bold New Plan To Undo Damage From Last Year’s Bold New Plan
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Archaeologists’ Discovery Of Skeleton From 2.7 Years Ago Sheds No New Light On Anything

Archaeologists’ Discovery Of Skeleton From 2.7 Years Ago Sheds No New Light On Anything
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Hellish, nightmarish stuff

Kings!!!!

Happy New Year everyone!!!

Things haven’t changed much since ol Bill’s time I guess.

Looking forward to skating again in 2025. Toe is just about heeled up.

Holiday Dump 🤍✨

Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas! @sawacide.bsky.social

Xmas eve breakfast with mimosa, now I’m cozying up with some art magazines. I like this quiet, nesting mode time of year.

No Comply off and over the rock. 📸 Dave Mount

N8 Noface 🖤✨

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

Yoga pose for Slappy Trucks. Shot by Tim Aguilar 🖤✨

Got lucky :)

My fancy shoes and Blake Carpenter on film.

One of every third sock, and one battery from every other remote.