You ever smell something and then suddenly you’re 5 years old eating a hot dog at preschool?

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You’re telling me a mole skinned this journal?

I give Nosferatu 5 stars because I love to see a man die for cooter

A trap, clearly

This is my dog btw

You know what I mean?

I want to put a sweater on so big that it engulfs me to the point that I revert back to a childlike sense of wonder and ease while wearing it

& cats too!

Dry January? In this economy?

We saw you from a c r o s s
the pond luv 😘

Say what you want about me, but I go to the library almost every single week

Most toasted metro card I’ve seen in a while

“one size fits most” feels like the bitchy little sister of “one size fits all”

What are we doing for national crossword day? Dec 21? Litty or what?

When I said that dog in a carhaart vest could “get it” I did mean it sexually and no I will not apologize

The iPhone “memories” feature is really pushing its luck this holiday season

When my friend shows me something on their phone and I try to scroll but it’s a screenshot……..horrifying, disturbing, mortifying, need to disappear forever, etc

“maintenance dosing” needs to be coined and honestly I never know what we’re talking about

I just found my senators tik tok, and - WOW! I actually wish I hadn’t been born

We’re all just husks of ourselves at this point, right? Just want to confirm

Who invented the water fountain? How tall were they? I have just a few questions and comments if anyone can connect me

Nyc realtors would call the vibes in my hall “murder mystery chic”

I think it’s cool we don’t have drafts on here. It creates a whole new form of pressure for me to base my self worth on!

The problem with dog parks? Dog people. I don’t need to hear about your dog’s anal glands. I just want to hang out. Maybe smoke a cig. Be chill.

This guy is so right

Rudolph is a twink!

Imagine being a flight attendant with IBS :(

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