They're saying it's the most unbiased poll question ever. echeloninsights.com/insights/apr...

at last, under new management, infowars will achieve its destiny as the true number one source for bullshit on the internet

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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FANS: Please just go back to 1-8 seeding and make the tiniest gestures at consistent discipline

NHL: that's too hard. We can weirdly imbalance the rhythm of a playoff series to suit a terrible GM. Do you like this

Not to yell at the LeBot but it's obnoxious how the NHL loves debating pointless tweaks like this but we apparently can't do anything about the dogshit playoff format or the inept DOPS

All these twists and the most interesting part of the episode is player-led creativity in Devens’ fake idol. There’s a lesson here #Survivor #Survivor50

Children are going to get blasted to pieces by drone strikes because one fucking dingus elected from the district of North Lobstertown wanted to write a book or get a Fox News analyst spot out of it. I am officially done with Americans asking "why does the world care about our politics so much"!

Mehta will be the hockey operations decision maker for the Devils. No immediate decisions on head coach Sheldon Keefe or any other staff. He will take time to evaluate. Media conference for introduction on Tuesday.

i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space

whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes

Steve Paikin: On one score, no one matches Stephen Lewis The former Ontario NDP leader, Ambassador to the UN and UN Special Envoy for HIV/AIDS in Africa, reminded us of the hope in politics

Stephen Lewis was the greatest political orator of his generation. But his great legacy was to remind everyone that great causes are far more important than partisan posturing, by @spaikin.bsky.social www.thestar.com/opinion/cont... via @thestar.com

Stephen Lewis Was a Singular Man on a Mission

A lovely tribute to Stephen Lewis, by @stephanienolen.bsky.social. Despite his years working in systems and institutions, Lewis never became lost to them. To the very end, he was fiercely passionate about justice for people

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/04/w...

‘I’m amused by those who praise Stephen Lewis … then worry that Avi Lewis, whose idealism is similar to his father’s, will drag the NDP too far to the left.’ Letters to the editor for April 3

The reality is, this happens when a party is broadly popular so they attract ship jumpers. The alternative is the liberals call a snap election and the cons get demolished. I imagine PP wouldn't care for that option.

If this was required, then the person just wouldn't cross but they'd vote alongside whatever party they intend to cross to. It's obviously not a fair practice but there isn't a real fix. Voter's just need to understand that their vote is for their local rep as much is it is for the national party.

birdsrightsactivist has painted human babies and hidden them in the shrubbery.

IT. Tasting Table McDonald's Filet-O-Fish Tastes 10X Better When You Add This Popular Breakfast Menu Item

Grain alcohol

imagine if i happened to be a trillionaire and bought twitter and 80% of the stuff on the site was just about big pants. you couldn't escape it. just an endless deluge of big pants propaganda

I don't know how anyone else feels about this, but to me, sharing a screenshot of chatbot output to make a point of some kind is an excellent way to undermine any credibility that might otherwise be granted to you in the context of whatever you're trying to say.

You know it really causes my heart extreme anguish to know that the ten richest mother fuckers in America could literally end the hunger and lack of shelter I see in the city but don’t and the nations they extracted and stole their wealth from don’t force them to make society better via taxation

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

The planet Earth being flipped off

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

SEAN EVANS: As you tackle the fires of Da Bomb, a two-part question as a Chicagoan and a Pope: one, who wins a best-of-7 between the '05 White Sox and '16 Cubs, and two, as part of the Nostra Aetate dogma of Vatican II--

THE POPE: (coughing) fuck!

SEAN EVANS: careful around your eyes Your Holiness

That's home. That's us.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew.

Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right.

Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Another four-point night for Macklin Celebrini, giving him on the season:

40 goals
65 assists
105 points

All in just 73 games. He's still just 19 years old.

The 'in the Hands of The Fans' tag has literally allowed them to make anything happen then pin it on us like we did this.
I dont think any fan was like 'Yo Jeff, keep the 26 days so that you have to Yeet three people in one night. Also do it in three groups of five.'

#Survivor

one if these billionaire creeps could announce a talk-to-mermaids app and CNBC would run an article saying “The ‘mermaid’ economy is about to boom.”