i guess i did huh 😅

godspeed pwbl

this trans day of visibility, let's quit worrying about passing so much. it's not the 2000s, the nfl is a lot more about running the ball these days

leaving that one for sawbones

detective: time to crack open my old copy of paracelsus to get some idea of who could have made this poison

guy named thedose: well, it's getting late, i better head out. good luck with that tho

had a dream last week that i found out maeve had authored some of the children's picture books i used to read to my nephews when they were small

i just think it's fucked up how hard they go after chappell roan for things cis pop stars do all the time

got the email this morning that my permanent residence in canada has been approved

i feel like i bang on this quote a lot but people acting like the supreme court tariff decision is going to do much in the way of chastising trump just makes me think of "how many divisions has the pope?"

cansplaining who nardwuar the human serviette is to my albertan wife

triz in front of a sign that reads bienvenue à montréal

i think i took a wrong turn at albuquerque

some person came up to me at the airport while i was checking in to tell me "i hope i look like you when i'm older"... then ended up being my bartender 😅

and i said what about breakfast at timpani
and she said *boom boom boom-boom boom-boom*

five jobs i've had

- shipping clerk
- bookseller
- night barista
- merch person for a jazz label
- production intern at a box factory

😘

"sufficiently advanced bullshit is indistinguishable from technology" - the freakin economy

now whose laughing

accidental confessions this is the love poem I wrote for you your heart will forget I hope you never hear it

good morning to forgetting

West Seattle Thriftway
📷 Ansco Vision Twin Lens 110
🎞️ Lomo Metropolis
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All right, thank you for clearing that up for me

a picture of triz in a bikini on a chaise longue in the snow edited to look like a postcard that says hello from/bonjour du canada

took advantage of today's positive temperatures to get some sun in

♥️

got a new sweater and i think it's gone to my head

anthony kiedis: addicted to the dictionary
the busy world of richard scarry

Hey, real quick, does anyone know if this is a good price for an Antique Kansas City Sipe Double Wheel Hog Oiler

a screenshot of a browser window allegedly displaying a tech news website with the headline "Roku 'has it for you' with new Poob app, seven more updates" by Whortlesby Chumsbrook

huge, if true

triz in a faux fur lined burgundy coat, black jumpsuit and red acrylic sunnies

i'm not hung over, you're new years

omg

it was a lot of fun, shame the team that drafted a terf won but hey

hope you’re enjoying the girl aquarium