Has anyone considered just kicking some of these dopes in the ass? #Phillies

I'm sure the fact that the announcement Vrabel would skip Day 3 of the Draft to go to counseling came out yesterday -- just ahead of this update -- is nothing but a big coincidence.

To think otherwise would be *laughable*

I am also a really good hang and a decent human being (at least according to my friends and family) but I also have no business being a Major League pitcher.

The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

The fact that this dope was dunked on so hard he deactivated his account made my entire morning. And I will think back on it this afternoon and laaaauuugggh.

They're such beauties

This qualifies as elder abuse at this point #Flyers

NICE TRY SLOWPOKES!!!

The refs clearly didn't get the "swallow your whistle in the playoffs" memo for this series

HELL YES

Michkov you fucking idiot

You have to admire the never say die attitude these refs have when it comes to keeping the Penguins close

Someone please destroy Crosby in retaliation

If you want a grim look at what a state looks like when all of its industry departs, come visit me. I'll take you on a tour of my hometown deep in Pennsylvania's Coal/Textile Region. I can show you all the places in my hometown that USED to be factories.

Boy, the guy who let them start the season without one of those should really be shitcanned, right Dave?

Me:

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He's the best sidekick since Robin

Not Orion Kerkering folding in a high leverage situation! I can't believe it!

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Me after reading this. (Yesterday was 4/20, after all)

Raspberry Beret
U Got the Look
Let's Go Crazy
Kiss
Controversy

B1G TURD

Crosby

I might not know that much about hockey but I do know that the penguins are little babies (derogatory) and fuck Sidney Crosby

It’s hard to believe how absolute ass the Penguins are so far in this series. Nothing fun or scary. They look old slow and pathetic. Unplug grandpop’s cpap machine and out them out of their misery.

This is great and all but I'd still like to see someone knock Crosby's teeth out

why didn’t the Penguins score any goals? are they stupid?

KISS MY WHOLE ENTIRE ASS YOU GUTLESS YINZERS

COME OUT FOR YOUR SHIFT SYD WE JUST WANT TO TALK