I’ve watched Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland no less than 8 times in the last 30 days and that ab sums up my mental state

2nd mouse gets the cheese 🤷🏼‍♀️

This is just too good not to share. 🤷‍♀️🤣

Bluesky only lets you upload 1 minute so I cut this in two posts! #elonmusk

Americans used to beat the shit out of nazi’s & sympathizers, and those impersonating nazi’s were viewed in bad taste. For Elon to even tolerate being likened to a nazi is enough for me to write him off as a bad person.

This all feels like that scene in Revenge of the Sith where the Palpatine gets emergency powers, and everyone cheers meanwhile Padmé is standing there all dumbfounded like how can anyone NOT see what the fuck is going on.

The goal is to overwhelm us so we give up. Don't do that!

it’s crazy to think that making $50,000 this year would be an insane amount of money to me

A worm? What is it gonna do, turn? Yeah right.

Thursdays, Phthalo Green, and Dimes are all classified in the same part of my brain. What mental illness is that?

I always said I would be on that app until they shut it down but I’m going to make a genuine effort moving forward to like it here 😂🫠

officially making my pilgrimage to Bluesky after El*ns salute 🫠

We are living this right now

We gave 2024 an extra day in February and it gave us a total solar eclipse over a faltering empire, the Olympics, northern lights, shootings of a presidential candidate and a high-profile CEO, commercial success for Charli xcx, widespread UFO panic… 2025 has big shoes to fill

BREAKING NEWS: multiple sources have confirmed that the person reading this is worthy of love

If i was a quarterback id be like “toejam, lawnmower, berries and cream, eleventy one, hut hut”

I had thought to live two centuries, or three— yet here comes death to me, a child just eighty-five years old. —Hanabusa Ikkei

Today's Poetry Thread: TIME

I love these lines. Feel free to add poems.

energy for 2025.

I turn “too much” into magic just watch 🤩

the grass is greener where I’m at. believe that.