1. It's 'Merican.
2. I'm rooting for Montreal.
3. Pineapple Pizza is trash.

Fight me.

The most exciting thing to happen at Coors Field in a long time.

The new revolution will require blood.

I doubt Americans will be willing to pay the price.

As an Avalanche fan I just wanna see the Stars and Wild beat the ever living fuck out of each other for 7 games that all go into triple OT.

Even the writers

Well. That first quarter was ass. #Nuggets

My math may be wrong, but Godzila minus 0 = Godzilla.

So why not just call it Godzilla?

Oasis sucks ass. Guess they just let anyone into the Rock and Roll HOF

How else is he supposed to compare sizes?

Breaking News - The Antichrist isn't a fan of the Pope

Did you turn it back up?

Alien is TOTALLY a horror movie.

Aliens is TOTALLY an action movie.

I believe you can and should have pepperoni above AND under the cheese. Why limit yourself?

Colorado. We do weed and hockey.

That's it. #Pios

Why does it seem like the hardest part of the Artemis II mission is getting them out of the freaking capsule?! 🤣

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Colorado Rockies today...

Freddie Couples is so sick. He's still making incredible shots. #TheMasters

I'd give my left lobe for a piece of that

He doesn't need help. He needs to be removed.

Don't judge all drunks by what this assclown does

Looks a lot like Gabriel Bell

Oh great. More war crimes incoming.

Oh crap. Artemis II disaster. Their toilet broke!

Both are perfectly cromulent

America 359?

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AI isn't going to die. It's just waiting so it can turn you into this.

MotherfuckinghellihatetheJets

Dear @cnn.com ,

If you aren't willing to stand up for your own reporters then what in the fuck are you doing?

Oh yeah. I forgot. You suck the orange cock too.

Never mind.