lmao as if joe manchin could recognise a soul if he encountered one

I mean tbf maybe “I’m furious you didn’t tell me the guy sacked twice for corruption was corrupt” actually will work on the 90% of the British media class that are apparently yet to develop object permanence

nefarious unnamed civil servants at the foreign office are deliberately hiding it from him, and he’d absolutely have done things completely differently if only he’d been aware. I think that’s the line

oh wow I didn’t realise I’d somehow travelled in time to 18th century France

“Why do all these silly little girls think we aren’t taking their stupid temper tantrums seriously”

the founding of Your Party (July 2025 – present)

The continual support and allowances made for a terrorist state proven time and again to be acting like this is a moral stain the entire western world will never wash away

can’t decide whether calling her a “heeabroo” is anti-semitic or if the whole point is that it can’t be. quite the moral conundrum

“If someone shoots a drone at me and i shoot it down, am I in the war?” Yes, obviously

“This is literally every field”. No it isn’t

oh man, it’s a goddamn epidemic

ffs yeah, i somehow picked the other group arrogant enough to make that claim. oh, and “evolutionary psychologists”. I guess comp sci people aren’t *uniquely* arrogantly wrong about stuff after all

why is it we don’t get lawyers, historians, physicists, etc. going “actually everything is [my field] and therefore by studying [my field] I am an expert in everything”?

What is it computer stuff that makes almost everyone in that field a completely insufferable boor?

For sale: protein latte, never drank

Saw a “protein latte” the other day. THATS NOT WHY I WANT TO DRINK COFFEE. Also my wife bought one and it tasted like shit

yeah if only you had some form of elected office where you could do something about who’s in charge of the country

When the US admits that they killed any “military-aged men” who walked within 3km of a downed pilot they mean any boy lanky enough to be a teenager and any middle-aged man able to walk unaided with a cane got shot in the head for the crime of walking.

Doesn’t this cunt live in Singapore so he doesn’t have to pay tax in the uk? Why tf are we supposed to care what he thinks the uk should do

[Me, a Labour MP who lives in the real world, unlike the Greens]: the price of petrol must double at the behest of a mad paedophile king and his sidekick, an apartheid state with the highest proportion of sex offenders and awful techno in the world

Watto Allen @Java_jigga *alternate timeline where an autism vaccine was made* GEORGE LUCAS, DRIVING THE LONGEST CAR YOU'VE EVER SEEN THROUGH HARLEM: What the fuck y'all know about this? *starts playing Sing Sing Sing so hard that it causes Black 9/11* 2:41 PM • Jul 3, 2022 510 Retweets 43 Quote Tweets 4,308 Likes

How have I not seen this one mentioned already

Rhinoceros

sorry yeah it’s very anti-bedtime to not say “wow amazing insight please tell me more” to a bunch of atlantic freaks proposing we let openai bring back phrenology or whatever

“Everyone is 12 now” remains undefeated

oh that’s fine then

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

It doesn't make sense for Iran to end this war now until Trump is unseated, because the only way they can feel safe in a world where the USA and their proxy blow up their negotiating teams and members of their government every year or two is to make messing with Iran a presidency-ender

Hey hey he said it’s coming for *your* books! I’m sure his books will be fine

*especially* when this is in response to America debating birthright citizenship! Like a) *they are currently trying to get rid of l birthright citizenship* and b) does he not know why they had to make an amendment specifically bringing in it in the first place?

Did you miss the part of the post where he’s saying america is less racist lol

why do you think America had to have a 14th amendment that specifically affirms birthright citizenship