"Jam a bastard in it you crap!"

ugh FINE

I really don't like buying unfinished games. But Satisfactory turned out amazing.

Minneapolis StPaulitans, in case you need this info...

"Tornado watch/warning drills in Minnesota will be held on Thursday, April 16, 2026 at 1:45 p.m. and 6:45 p.m." From www.weather.gov/mpx/swaw

“Netflix ruined movie theaters”

People treating the theater like their living room ruined movie theaters more than anything else in my opinion.

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

This was difficult to arrive at today

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I (St Paul) truly did not think they had this kind of culture in Chaska. That's Carver County, Tom Emmer's district! I thought people moved to Chaska so that they could say "I'm so glad to be away from woke Murderapolis".

I just saw a Waymo in Minneapolis.

Wait, we're likening 1982 to 1999 as a movie year?

Hey I have an idea, we could celebrate 250 years of the United States starting from the Treaty of Paris (September 3, 1783) or, better yet, the beginning of the Constitution being adopted (March 4, 1789). So that way, you know, he's not involved.

Mademoiselle Miel is still around - they just moved across the river.

MinneapolisStPaulitans!!! If you're taking the light rail to DT St Paul for No Kings today, and you feel like a coffee or a snack, consider getting off at the Dale St stop and picking something up at Flava Cafe.

Underrated. Visionary.

Pete Buttigieg would be a very, very competent president.

TIL that sometimes CNN articles are paywalled.

Most of us can go to work without showing an ID each day. I think she's talking about how you have to bring your ID on your first day for the new hire paperwork. Kind of like how you have to have ID to register to vote, but then you don't have to show it every time after that.

I'll admit it, I was only doing it for the accolades.

wtf is a "NINE YEAR DEATH SENTENCE"

When I was counting people who have won three or more acting Oscars, I forgot Jack Nicholson and Frances McDormand. The total is eight now including Penn. Hepburn has four, the others have three.

I haven't been this satisfied with a Best Picture winner since The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.

PTA has been Oscar caliber for SO LONG.

BRUTAL cutoff of the Best Song winners by that orchestra, they were visibly pissed.

Interestingly, woman editors have had no such drought. The first woman to win the Editing Oscar was Anne Bauchens in 1940. She was Cecil B. DeMille's editor and was one of the nominees when the category was first introduced in 1934.

Wow!!!! Autumn Durald Arkapaw! First woman to win the cinematography Oscar!! And I think only the second nominee!!!

Melissa McCarthy proves in each little moment of her Oscar presentation bit that she is one of the elite comic timing masters.

Oscars be going HARD with the In Memoreum segment this year. Someone in charge was like, "let's make this the weepiest one OF ALL TIME"

I have been a Paul Thomas Anderson super fan since 1997, I am THRILLED to see him accept this Oscar!

From memory, they are: Katherine Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, Walter Brennan, Meryl Streep, Daniel Day-Lewis, and now Penn. Am I forgetting any?

I don't actually love many Sean Penn performances... But I SUPER LOVED this one! He is now one of fewer than ten people to win THREE acting Oscars!

Okay, Sinners is still empty-handed, so I might have been wrong to switch my BP prediction its way, we'll see...

(My prediction: Sinners)