I got a big monkey off my back. After 23 years, I finally got my first 300.

I had a CAT scan earlier this year that also felt very unnecessary, but now I at least have pictures of my brain

You should ponder this orb I came across today.

I think it looks really nice

Having to spend mana to get the effects is a really cool way to get around the blinking issue

Apropos of nothing, I feel like bringing back one of my favorite posts from the other site.

This really depends on the memes

Is this HobbesCon?

Yo. Rogers Stadium sucks. It's a logistical nightmare. I highly recommend avoiding any concerts here until they sort their shit out.

My favorite Eldrazi card of all time

I wasn't going to that anyways

When are we going to hang out?

Seems like this would be pretty good for Tron against Burn.

I wish Tron was still viable...

What do y'all think a spaghetti recipe from an AI that only trained on 1990s Pro Wrestling Spots would sound like?

I love my some Wall of Kelp

Those were two pretty good Collector's Packs

I moved rocks

Nevermind. I can read.

I'm also on Vyvanse. A bit of a fan personally.

Which med you on?

But have you blued your prince yet?

In this moment, life is bliss.

Candid kitty cuddles

Wizard with a long beard and big boobies

My first (and only) prerelease deck is pretty packed.

I ran into David Draiman during lunch today.

That was weird.

Happy Trans Visibility Day!

You control who you are, not society. You are real, you are beautiful, and you are valid.

My co-workers are cooler than yours.

Every picture I see if you, you have the most beautiful eyes

Honorable mention to my most successful piece of content ever.