With Dems like that who needs enemies.

PLEASE! Tell me what kind of camera that is!!

I'm sure they are very fine people, but I hate dentists. I hate this one, that one, mine, yours, ours, their's, all of 'em. I hate going to the dentist, the scraping, the X-rays, the free toothbrush, that big fucking light in my eyes, the questions, the flossing, the brushing, all of it. I'm a👶.

The temp is hotter when you buy it in a coffee shop!

OMG that happened to me in 2024! I was walking the dogs around 7 a.m.and all the federal cars were driving down the street REALLY slowly and they pulled up to the house behind me and BAM!!!!!!!!!! C R A Z Y !

And everyone looks like a dealer to me. Everyone.

Be one of the lord's strongest soldiers!!!!!

"Jesus saves. All the rest of you fuckers pay full price." - The Book of Darlene, vs 1:1

23 and Me wants me to pay big bucks to find out if I am an "Emotional Eater." Unfortunately, I already know the answer but just saved myself $99.00.🫣

If the person has it. Most people do not get it or let it lapse.

Stays fresh longer. I promise, it is not only very moist, there are few crumbs because it holds together really well. And zero trace of sauerkraut in the test or texture.

I have treaded that very path! Have fun!

As a former Apple Store employee, I can tell you a few things from experience.

This sounds very real.
This is actually not uncommon.
This is not, by any stretch of the imagination, the wildest way someone has killed their phone.
I'm surprised the poster doesn't want Apple to give them a new one.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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😆I make my chocolate cake with sauerkraut and not only is it delicious, it lasts longer. And the look on people's after they have finished every crumb and I tell them is the absolute best part!

Will we see pics?

NO!!!!!!!!!!! HR Puffenstuff lives on forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have a great week everyone!

What about obliques?

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During the 70s, ABC Afterschool Specials and ABC Friday Night Movies ran with this storyline NONSTOP!

My street is littered with attendees and they were taking a pic and wouldn't move out of my way and YES, the thought did, in fact cross my mind.

OMG guess how many DC field trips I have done!

Right!

Gooooooooooooooooood morning.

How they suffer!