🐌 The players with the lowest top speed in the Premier League in 2025-26 (900+ mins played)

Gary O’Neil?

Tiss is arguing about chemtrails with Grok on the Bird app, ICYMI.

Starmer knew about Mandelson's links to Epstein, business links to China and Russia, and his previous resignations in disgrace - and was given a due diligence report detailing it. He still wanted to appoint him

The idea UKSV saying they had reservations would have dissuaded him isn't credible #PMQs

BREAKING: We're taking the government to court over Palantir Peter Thiel's surveillance firm is embedded in the NHS. Wes Streeting won't show us the briefings - so we have launched a legal challenge.

BREAKING: We’re taking the government to court over Palantir.

The government is refusing to hand over important briefings given to Wes Streeting about the £330m NHS data contract with Peter Thiel’s surveillance firm

So we’re taking legal action.

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But an ego needs glory

Hungary election live: Viktor Orbán concedes defeat in Hungarian election after 16 years in power Long-serving prime minister beaten by opposition after early results showed clear lead

A big day for all of Europe. Orban was the first populist leader to get set up by the ultra-right hate machine, so it's encouraging to see people recognising how counter-productive this brand of plastic patriotism really is.

Hoy, el Rayo Vallecano sigue haciendo historia en Europa. Han ganado 3-0 en la ida de los cuartos de la Conference. Cántico de la afición antifascista del Rayo: "Quien no baile es Netanyahu".

Why is this “journalist?” putting a target on a young players back?…

Have a word with yourself Lucas
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Why is this “journalist?” putting a target on a young players back?…

Have a word with yourself Lucas
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Cry-baby billionaire gives it large about the nation he didn't want to be part of, while living in a tax havan that imports over 90% of its food.

Quality.

Tommy Robinson accidentally posting on the wrong account.

The Occasional Spurs: The Final Insult The decision to appoint a rape apologist is a smack in the face to the club's female supporters, and it's a stain that won't be removed until the club's entire leadership is jettisoned.

From last night, on Spurs and their latest Sideshow Bob in a garden covered in rakes style behaviour.

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Strange how all of these Reform characters keep turning out to be racists. Of course, it’s too early to say if there’s a pattern developing. Just bad luck I suppose.

A new investigation finds Trump and Pete Hegseth appear to have accidentally bombed a dairy farm in rural Ecuador.

This comes after Trump and Hegseth bombed a girls' school in Iran incorrectly thought to be a naval base, killing dozens of children.

Tonight on BBC Newsnight - these women share the horror of the sexual abuse Jeffrey Epstein subjected them to and the hugely damaging effect it’s had on every aspect of their lives

Wild but we’re not surprised right.

Biased!! 😂

I’m not sure myself tbh.
Bowen more tightly marked though and gets a little shove too.

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Who did it better? 🤷‍♂️

Delighted to see more Labour MPs embrace the need to tax the super rich. But there is so much more to do.
For an ambitious and stable economy take a look at our 10 policies - starting with a wealth tax and taxing wealth like work
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Tax Wealth, Get Growth

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He looks far from “cheery and relaxed” 😆😆😆

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The Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace, Washington DC

Just imagine if these rags led with headlines like:

• OIL GIANTS BANK RECORD PROFITS WHILE BRITAIN FREEZES

• SUPERMARKETS RAMP UP PRICES AS EXECUTIVES POCKET MILLIONS

• BILLIONAIRES BUY UP HOMES — FAMILIES PRICED OUT

A girl can dream…

Yesterday’s Metro:
The average age of a first time buyer has risen from 29 to 34 since the mid 90’s.
Only 6% of first time buyers are under 25.
Down from 23%.
We are betraying the young.
But I’m sure the boomers will be all right…

Clever. These are popping up all across the USA.