Whereโs the red?!
Posts by Alfie Noakes
In China they arrest you if you disagree with the government apparently.
Will someone please tell the media world that the #CPFC tifos at Wembley were fan led, fan funded and created by the HF?
Unlike our opponents, the club were not responsible.
Rumours that gold membership holders get to ride on the bus. #cpfc
Itโs our time, for the love of God; itโs our time-#COYP
COYP!!!
Hayfever is playing up something rotten ๐ข
Well, I wake up a broken but happy man, magnificent from the Palace yesterday, letโs go and win the bloody thing now! #cpfc
COYP
Today marks 30 years since the passing of Paul Nixon.
Unfortunately, some fans & media outlets still feel the need to celebrate an act of violence which, at the very least, contributed to the death of an innocent man.
Our thoughts are with Paulโs friends & family.
#CPFC
Itโs 30 years since Paul Nixon died.
Our thoughts are with his friends and family today.
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HahahahaโฆIโm a bit worried now the chippy in Norwood High has shut
I mean, if he fancies popping over to SE25 and donning the famous red & blueโฆ.
Seems more apt than ever
Fecking awful defending Palace , shocking
A poor-to-middling drawing of Crystal Palace FC manager Oliver Glasner, rendered in pencil and pen in the style of a faux Panini-style football sticker. He is wearing his now semi-infamous off-white roll neck sweater, oddly evocative of those worn by WWII-era U-Boat captains.
CRYSTAL PALACE, we have drawn you, so strap in for a wonky thread of substandard doodles of Cap'n Glasner & friends.
P.S. This is our first batch of drawings since we jumped ship from Twitter, so if you know any Palace fans who might enjoy this stupidity please do point them our way x
Ermโฆphenomenal work! ๐
Mitchell getting out done by OโBrian is quite sad #cpfc
Feck me, the most Palace goal to gift
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Screenshot of Wordfeud board, a Scrabble knockoff, with a message saying "Invalid word, CUNTED is not in our dictionary"
Flagrant anti British discrimination on a US app, this cannot stand.
Yeah, itโs very controllable on here isnโt it!?
Left my politics on X and just do the footy over here. Helps me to compartmentalise and enables me to ignore the heavy stuff when fragile!
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