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Posts by Alfie Noakes

Whereโ€™s the red?!

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

In China they arrest you if you disagree with the government apparently.

9 months ago 351 72 5 1

Will someone please tell the media world that the #CPFC tifos at Wembley were fan led, fan funded and created by the HF?

Unlike our opponents, the club were not responsible.

10 months ago 12 6 1 0

Rumours that gold membership holders get to ride on the bus. #cpfc

11 months ago 11 1 2 0

Itโ€™s our time, for the love of God; itโ€™s our time-#COYP

11 months ago 4 1 0 0

COYP!!!

11 months ago 4 0 0 0

Hayfever is playing up something rotten ๐Ÿ˜ข

11 months ago 6 0 1 0

Well, I wake up a broken but happy man, magnificent from the Palace yesterday, letโ€™s go and win the bloody thing now! #cpfc

11 months ago 15 0 0 0

COYP

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Today marks 30 years since the passing of Paul Nixon.

Unfortunately, some fans & media outlets still feel the need to celebrate an act of violence which, at the very least, contributed to the death of an innocent man.

Our thoughts are with Paulโ€™s friends & family.

#CPFC

1 year ago 35 7 0 1
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Itโ€™s 30 years since Paul Nixon died.

Our thoughts are with his friends and family today.

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

1 year ago 41 3 1 0
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1 year ago 4 5 0 0

Great read #cpfc

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

Hahahahaโ€ฆIโ€™m a bit worried now the chippy in Norwood High has shut

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I mean, if he fancies popping over to SE25 and donning the famous red & blueโ€ฆ.

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

Seems more apt than ever

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

Fecking awful defending Palace , shocking

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A poor-to-middling drawing of Crystal Palace FC manager Oliver Glasner, rendered in pencil and pen in the style of a faux Panini-style football sticker. He is wearing his now semi-infamous off-white roll neck sweater, oddly evocative of those worn by WWII-era U-Boat captains.

A poor-to-middling drawing of Crystal Palace FC manager Oliver Glasner, rendered in pencil and pen in the style of a faux Panini-style football sticker. He is wearing his now semi-infamous off-white roll neck sweater, oddly evocative of those worn by WWII-era U-Boat captains.

CRYSTAL PALACE, we have drawn you, so strap in for a wonky thread of substandard doodles of Cap'n Glasner & friends.

P.S. This is our first batch of drawings since we jumped ship from Twitter, so if you know any Palace fans who might enjoy this stupidity please do point them our way x

1 year ago 160 38 15 13
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Ermโ€ฆphenomenal work! ๐Ÿ˜‚

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

Mitchell getting out done by Oโ€™Brian is quite sad #cpfc

1 year ago 1 1 0 0

Feck me, the most Palace goal to gift

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Legend

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Screenshot of Wordfeud board, a Scrabble knockoff, with a message saying "Invalid word, CUNTED is not in our dictionary"

Screenshot of Wordfeud board, a Scrabble knockoff, with a message saying "Invalid word, CUNTED is not in our dictionary"

Flagrant anti British discrimination on a US app, this cannot stand.

1 year ago 325 26 9 0

Yeah, itโ€™s very controllable on here isnโ€™t it!?

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Left my politics on X and just do the footy over here. Helps me to compartmentalise and enables me to ignore the heavy stuff when fragile!

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

BOOOOOOOOM

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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