Prixelated.

When you downgrade from 8k to 8bit.

RIP Chuck Norris

And hats off to the Grim Reaper for gathering the courage to approach him. That must have been scary.

Related #Breaking news:
Heaven has reportedly installed an escalator, as no one makes Chuck Norris climb the stairs.

We have an official statement from the residence of Mars.
"Sorry. We aimed for Florida."

Hey Quilter!

Curling is surprisingly fun if you can give it a go!

Thank you CBC for translating the booing.
#Olympics

Imagine paying 44 billion dollars for Twitter and then logging in to see this...

The Kennedy Center is being renamed after Donald Trump.

Please consider the following names as apt suggestions:

Conman Coliseum
Thief Theatre
Molester Multiplex
Dementia Dome
Convict Concert Hall
Adderall Arena
The Racist Room

Any other suggestions?

We are working with the elves to ensure that Santa's phone won't be subjected to a social media search.

With Trump on his naughty list, he naturally may be rejected at the border..

With Christmas fast approaching, we in Canada's Space Force are preparing for our annual Santa Escort and Defense initiative.

Together with other national Space Forces and NORAD, we will protect Santa from any possible Space threats, including roge asteroids and Space Pirates.

🚀🇨🇦🎅

Ho Ho Ho, eh!

When your best friend's private plane has been confiscated so you have to travel with old men for a change...

To all our U.S. neighbours who miss the friendship we used to share..

Happy Thanksgiving!

To those who enjoy tarrifs and want to annex us...

Fine. We’ll take California, Washington, Oregon, and NY. You can keep Florida, Alabama, and whatever’s left of Texas after the next school shooting.
Cool?

We in Canada's Space Force have received complaints from other species that it's unfair to be excluded from #MissUniverse2025.

The Venusians say their contestant had tailored a special breathing dress for their contestant.

And Mars? They were going to send the 3-breasted woman from Total Recall..

As Canada's Space Force, we're proud to admit that none of our Space ships are made by Toyota.

But now we know their CEO is MAGA, here's some suggestions for car names:

Putin Prius
Tangerine Tacoma
Felon4Runner
Covfefe Corolla
RapeyRav4
Tariff Yaris
Maga Matrix
Small-hand Celica
Treason Trundra

Trump's Whitehouse posting McDonald's' Grimace is not that bizarre when you consider that he seems to have a preference for the age group that buys Happy Meals.

This should concern Canada especially, the US is also running an operation in an attempt to disrupt its current government as well. The CIA is in full swing across North America with even less oversight.

Thanks Fergus!

Thanks!

Great to see you!

Ditto!

Good day, all!
Your favourite Canadian Space Force here.

Sorry for 3+ month Away mission. We did leave a squadron orbiting to deflect rogue asteroids and thwart alien invasions.
We appreciate you all, and realize there's still a resistance to leade.

We're back and will be sharing regularly! 🚀🇨🇦

Hi.

Remember us?

We're back.

We made a meme.

Enjoy.

Another day gone by already? Where's this summer going??

...not that summer means anything to those of us who live in space..

Sorry Bluesky. We got a bit busy yesterday thwarting a Space Pirate ploy to hijack our Timbit delivery to Mars.

As it is, here's the the 3rd of 7 (kinda) daily Canadian Factoids...

Hey there Canuckian keeners!

Here's Day 2 of our Cosmic Canuck Corps Canadian Factoids.

From Canada's Space Force...
Enjoy!

Right?

So-called Nature's Architect? Pffft.

400!??
That's chincredible!

It's now down past her button. MTG will need to get creative if we get a few hundred more likes..

Indeed. Happy #CanadaDay my Canuck friends! Keep up the good work and keep #CanadaStrong @canadasky.bsky.social @theangrycanuck.bsky.social @canuckcorps.bsky.social @canucksarmy.bsky.social @joincanadaeh.bsky.social

Hello Canada!

As Canada's Space Force, we've been quite dormant recently. Apparently extraterrestrials aren't interested in visiting while we're dealing with this smalldicktatorship mess..

But it's #CanadaDay!

So for the next 7 days, we'll be posting a Canadian factoid each day!
Enjoy, ya hosers!

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