The lyrics to Queen’s “We Will Rock You” Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday You got mud on your face, you big disgrace Kicking your can all over the place, singin' We will, we will rock you We will, we will rock you Buddy, you're a young man, hard man Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday You got blood on your face, you big disgrace Waving your banner all over the place We will, we will rock you (sing it out) We will, we will rock you Buddy, you're an old man, poor man Pleading with your eyes, gonna make you some peace someday You got mud on your face, big disgrace Somebody better put you back into your place

RECORD LABEL: We need you to explain the riddle of the sphinx but do it in a way that an entire stadium of people will wanna join in

FREDDIE MERCURY: Say less.

what if i fucking kill you

On this date in 2015, Advanced Safety Features aired! Written by Carol Kolb and directed by Rob Schrab, and this might be Paget's best monologue.

#OriginalAiring

One thing going to film school (I know, I know) in 2004 absolutely did NOT teach me was how recording yourself with the front camera of your smartphone would become an essential aspect of everyday life, and if you don't do it then you basically don't exist.

The internet's big 'pivot to video' push was the start of a concerted effort to make the populace functionally illiterate

Remember when James Cameron rereleased Avatar in theaters to retcon the fact that the villain in Avatar 2 was actually the hero of the original from another dimension?

I can finally throw out my old video rock.

Did I do the joke right?

Yeah I at least trust MK2 to be entertaining based on Karl Urban as Johnny Cage, which is some A+ casting.

Street Fighter is another example of a studio taking their cues from the Comic-Con crowd and I just… I can’t.

Can’t wait for this year’s Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat movies to be terrible for completely different reasons

Nu Street Fighter is committed to doing all the moves and doing all the moves HARD

a man in a blue shirt is sitting at a table talking to a boy in a chair ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting at a table talking to a boy in a chair

Forget Walter White. Hal Wilkerson is Bryan Cranston’s greatest creation.

In which I spend most of the episode recounting my experience going to a Savannah Bananas baseball game

GODZILLA MINUS ZERO | First Look Teaser YouTube video by GODZILLA OFFICIAL by TOHO

I'M SO READY

Steamed Hams but it's Basket Case by Green Day YouTube video by Juliana Egg

Today marks 30 long years of “22 Short Films About Springfield,” so here’s my favorite Steamed Hams…

the one that’s “Basket Case” by Green Day.

So I was listening to this podcast about how David found a secret chord that God was really into…

Are you even listening to me right now?

So anyway, it goes like this…

Fair warning: the first half of tomorrow's podcast is just me shouting about fake baseball. But yeah, we also watched a Ghostbusters thing

No you’re going to Michael’s for the third time today because you’re too stupid to just take the picture frame you need duplicates of the first fuckin time

Necrodancer rules

Yeah I did know about that one

John Carpenter is Sabrina Carpenter’s grandpa.

Which isn’t true, but sounds like it could be.

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - What We Did on Our Summer Vacation

The Artemis II capsule Integrity returning to Earth

Well now that’s just about the coolest thing I’ve ever seen

“Men only go to Target for Legos”

Well yeah, they got rid of all their DVDs. The fuck else is there?

Wrote about how Jaws 2 is both about post-Vietnam PTSD and also responsible for the decade of slasher sequels it left in its wake, and is still somehow not as interesting as either of those ideas implies.

For more delightful Crypt Keeper puns, check out our @ostparty.bsky.social episode on TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT

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FUCKING FINALLY @cordialwombat.bsky.social

I believe they mean "SCREAMING for the first time ever"!

Hey all,

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While she was partying, she studied the blade.

Remember The Electric State? The most expensive movie no one has ever seen? They made toys for it. They made A toy for it.