#LongWordASong
I Put a Conjuration on You

Remember…you didn’t hear it from me. Today’s lesson is brought to you by the letter “S” — Snitches gets Stitches.

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#DarkSideOfSesameStreet Beware of guys who personally don't know how to get there, but claim to know a guy who does, and will get you that info for two hundred bucks.

Pick your 5th Ninja Turtle:

Spaghetti-o

Pick your 5th Ninja Turtle:

Gelato

Yea, verily! 😂

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#MakeAnythingSoundShakespearean

Wouldst thou care for fries with thy shake?

#FreshFoodInASongOrMovie

Subterranean Homecooked Foods 🎶

This is so prevalent with the media. Dr. Cerina Fairfax is the story. Not a footnote.

Stew bing!

😁

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Best Star Trek Captain.

Wrong answers only.

It’s Only PBJ . . . (But I Like It)
#SimpleMealsInASongOrMovie

I’d like to believe that was true. I really would.

Like A Rocket by Reverend Horton Heat

Savoir Faire!

He’s everywhere.

True

It’s certainly more challenging trying to distinguish the foolies from the ludicrous truths.

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He’s better than Homer Simpson at “writing fiction with his mouth”.

Happy Pascal Moon! May your wish come true!🩷

@cbssundaymorning.bsky.social ‘s only mention of the #NoKings citizen’s protests yesterday was a written blurb at the bottom of the screen which read “thousands” protested across the country. “Thousands”?! We changed the channel.

I hope that baby fairs okay with a hook and line left in its mouth! 🙁

“Raising serious questions” hardly seems adequate. Congress might as well be giving them a stern frownin’ and a strongly worded note on their permanent records. Stop talking. TAKE ACTION! DO SOMETHING!

Whatever became of the much lauded “Real Star ID” that we all were supposed to get? I had to make a trip to the State Troopers office, by appointment, to get one. And I had to produce all kinds of official documents to prove my identity, address, and legal citizenship.

Amen!

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#ComediansInSongsAndMovies

Ferrell To Arms 📽

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#ComediansInSongsAndMovies
The Wright Stuff

😃❗️

Long ago, I quote tweeted my excitement about Rene Auberjonois flying to the east coast and will never forget his reply:

Settle down, Bruce.