the prostate cancer has a right to defend itself

my favorite part of bluesky is how it feels like hanging out in a nursing home with no staff like hell yyeah im gonna get high and shoot dope with fine shyt and then pretend to be a ptsd ghost and torment the vietnam vets these old ass mfs aint gonna stop me

Coach: my friends call me coach!!
The Jockey:

guys i think the south miht be broken theres snow here (its not supposed to do that)

Queen of missing Eldritch Blasts

* But it refused

Friggin sweet lois

OLFIN SMASH!!!!

Orc trump: We love our relentless endurance, don’t we folks? We do… but the DM, they’re not letting us have orcish fury
Elf Biden: Now listen here jack, listen to the forest jack!!

this one’s too hard I can’t find him

The poor bastard loading up crates of the new Harley Quinn fart comic when a box falls and all of the rub and sniff pages go off at once:

i dont want it anymore.

Hunter gatherer bsky poster: chat I lost the antelopes trail im white knuckling the spear

One shot made me cry 10/10 it’s so peak

This vexes me

Niko living the best life #oneshot

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Hello Monsignor Martinez

Undertale was made 6.8 million years ago

MY BOY

Post your favorite Pokemon. Wrong answers only.

Can a beast like this truly understand the magic of Christmas?

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Are you guys going caroling? Are you guys going caroling? Are you guys going caroling? Are yo

im just saying, we hve never seen hasan and luigi in the same room before

hello wolf link

Buddy’s a zombie

"EEEYIKES!!! Its a "Project" to deal with even one "Zomboid", but a whole horde of them?!?! THIS IS HOPELESS!!"
The horrifying Louisville:

Buddy thinks he’s arable farmland

Me when im in a not knowing what communism is challenge and my opponent is a democrat

Me when im a bat an I eat the cheese that makes you disappear