Nah, I want moopsh+ premium, so I'll be paying the $12.99
Posts by Astradusk
Artist: Dennis Goris
How tragic that you could publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish a cartoon like this over and over again...
[grabbing you by the collar] listen to me you son of a bitch we’re gonna have fun tonight
Cartoon by @murphycartoons.bsky.social
Why Kg5, though? Could just as easily be Kxe5
Cartoon by Dave Granlund
What Radicalized You? Panel 1 A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk. Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us. Woman: But we made record profits last quarter. Panel 2 A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him. Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it. Panel 3 A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him. Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy. Man: What weapon? Cop: Stop resisting! Panel 4 Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed. Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?
Enough is enough.
Bonus panel on Patreon!
I love playing games because it lets me live my wildest fantasies, such as waking up fully rested, and owning my own house
Tesla (the company) deserves to go down in history as nonexistent
this was gonna be the day i posted something that eventually led to my big break and i am seeking compensation for future damages
I'm pro-Second Amendment and pro-gun safety. I genuinely don't think those are in conflict.
Close the gun show and boyfriend loopholes. Make red flag laws actually work. Invest in mental health and PTSD programs.
Real fixes that protect people without punishing law-abiding owners.
As an American. I make the decision to buy a gun and go shoot somebody. I get convicted and go to jail.
An a health Insurance exec. I make the decision to deny care and kill someone. I get a bonus.
What can I say? Her milkshake brought me to her yard
Two doors - the ‘male’ entrance is wide and square like a door. The ‘woman’ entrance is a cutout of a very thin long haired woman in heels.
This cartoon by Naked Pastor is SO GOOD. Sums up what I’ve been saying for ages about what happens when you start gatekeeping womanhood (and spoiler alert it’s the opposite of feminism).
Yeah, this is about it. Such MAGA voter hypocrisy...and ignorance! 😡
What game? :3
In response to Ba3+, Re7 protects the blocking piece, as well as prevents checkmate from Nh7+ on the next turn.
Also, idk why you put Qg7+, since that wouldn't give checkmate either, and just sac your queen
Ba3 does not force a move. Black could move any number of pieces in response to Ba3 that could ruin the plan by making things not play out as intended
A drawing of a realistic dog wearing a tie saying; "I need to lock in and prove that I am capable. I need to be taken seriously." While a drawing of a cartoon dog says; "I need to stay silly and whimsical lest I lose the very essence of myself." Perpetrating an endless cycle
Endless cycle
My son is 11,autistic, and obsessed with Minecraft. I manage a team of 4 Database Engineers. At some point I started to talk to them like how the parenting courses told me to communicate with my son and the team morale and overall performance has shot up so much we got an award
Creative. 🌹
Kon-El: Batman made murder plans for every member of the Justice League. Did you do that for Young Justice? Tim Drake: Nah, I figure if I need to kill you all I’ll just put poison in our fridge and label it “Tim’s poison do not eat.”
"OMG, you are so dramatic!"
Cartoon by @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social