Love to watch a Truly Good Movie for the first time. It’s the little things baby!!!!

Loooooove clementines. Love em

My friend just asked me if she should delete and block her fuckass boyfriend. I’ve never screamed yes faster

Abbot Elementary truly is so, so good. Undeniable.

Do I get off of work for the next week or what

Paul Rudd is my boss I am ~*legally~* obligated to root for the Kansas City Chiefs

A dude I know just told me I look prettier than the last time I saw him. Did he just call me ugly lmfao

Will someone buy me new blundstones. And also pay my credit card bill (it’s low I’m just lazy). Ty!!

Think I’m gonna get really into football (soccer) this year. Just feel it in my bones

The farms are getting out of hand. Because why did they call the eggs this

It finally happened to me: someone I was with tested positive for covid and didn’t follow up to tell anyone there. Had to find out second hand from their roommate. Seeing red tbh!!!!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Faye Webster is reciprocal love Phoebe Bridgers

We’re never gonna get another season of High Maintenance and that’s unfortunate bc I feel like a season depicting the initial covid lockdown era would go craaazyyy

The people who write the emoji copypastas are the most creative minds and writers of our generation

Just spelled my own name wrong happy new year

Old faithful (Vaseline) made my lips an abomination. I’m going Aquaphor mode

My mom is obsessed with making photo collages. This time she took it a little too far……… no one asked for this. But especially ME

Watching Leave the World Behind. Julia Robert’s delivery of “well actually it’s park slope” following Ethan Hawke endearingly saying they live in Sunset Park…. Told me all I need to know

The real villain of The Birdcage is not Senator Keeley, it’s VAL

I am incapable of calling someone by their actual name. I NEED a nickname

My friends and I are recording a Christmas album. It’s all covers. All proceeds go to a multiple sclerosis org. Stay tuned for download link!!!! We’re not great singers but what we lack in talent we make up for in passion

I just thought every verse was they don’t love you like I love you

No one plays a weird little freak like Barry Keoghan. I love him sm

Watched May December last night and am still haunted by Julianne Moore’s lisp

Charles Melton in May December………. Very Good

Just learned that in one part of “maps” Karen O sings, “they don’t love me like I love you”

I’ve been singing it wrong my whole life wow

DRAFTS!!!!

The grim reaper finally got his claw machine to work and I love that for us. Truly.

Henry Kissinger was an evil, EVIL man. So evil that I hope his family is suffering rn

I like ~Wrapped~ stuff bc I love data!!! And data viz!!!! But do not give me a yearly wrapped before a year is over!!!!

I love when pasta salad uses bow tie pasta