righting wrongs and spriting sprongs

my genius, it's almost... frightening

of course, that's the whole point

it's a very necessary procedure actually

saw a wet humid swamp and got homesick

they're supping on my bones tomorrow. come thru

they're breaking me upon the wheel of time tomorrow

Happy women’s day to women and also cis women

my cult of personality toils in the desert, building a gleaming machine that will let me rip like a beyblade. maybe spinning real fast will fill whatever nameless wanting is missing; maybe if i spin fast enough, my brain will outrun its own noise. the horse we tested it on exploded. very promising.

she slay on my spire till I 2

she heads on my tail till I flip

I heard his grand vizier has started draping his face for religious reasons, I think we ought to appreciate that he has the close counsel of such a pious man

Me and the guys in the sietch are going to suck all the water out of that new feller. You coming?

pulling up to the great earth spiritual function with a half opened six pack and gas station nachos

they're gonna kill me to build a new parking lot. I don't even live there

Repost if you’re sick of time making fools of us all

it's just missing its big cigar

reeses in pieces

It's unfortunate that Charles Darwin died when he did, before he could complete what would've been his life's work: understanding worms.

is this real

They called him Malc “olm” In The Middle because he was halfway between salamander and man

my steed is lowkey squire-slow, which I feel is maybe as good, if not a close second

Saw them breaking down your man’s chitinous outer shell to devour the sweet tender meat hidden within

mine are just to let the light in

you can't trust this lot, heaven offers nothing that a pigeon's soul can desire

can i come over and do this

I loved when they dropped that "that's my secret captain, I'm always goosed up" line. heavy shit

tbh once i’m a worm i will be too focused my own personal growth & hobbies to care whether you still love me

bet if they could find a way to make trans women foot the bill for this disgusting charade they would