can john jansen like… go away

i thought bravo would have learned after PHONY flopped that rebooting doesn't work... they should have just cancelled VPR #PumpRules

you’re a horrible person kelly!

can’t believe i have to fucking work tomorrow

went to a wine and gossip party and i caused chaos, drank too much wine, ate too much, and also got knocked the fuck out by an edible

i got laid off a couple years ago at 30. which pushed me to pursue my dream of cooking professionally and i don’t really see myself going back to my boring HR career

have to actually leave my house on my day off to go to the doctor oh i’m devastated

shahhhmazing grace

the fans act like tamra bullied THEM. and they say the most vile shit to her that goes well and beyond anything tamra has said lol

girl there’s now way your kids don’t know who the fuck heather is

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emily is a fucking liar and i believe katie ginella #RHOC

bluesky is kind of more lit than i was expecting

anytime emily tries to come for jenn #RHOC

time to watch jenn pedranti take down the opposing couch #RHOC

trying to get settled on the new app

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trying hard to think what to say for my first post…