i've seen "it would really stick it to the devs if we left bsky" posts & no it wouldn't. they want this web site to be boring crypto idiots who cool their phones off in pools chatting with AI reply bots. instead they have to put up with us and that's deeply funny
Columbo in your office but he's floating in smug superiority like that blockhead Lowry from Mystery of the Druids
bsky.app/profile/robe...
screenshot of WashPo editorial board August 20 2025 "The Texas Gerrymander freakout What's happening in the Lone Star State is not a threat to democracy"
screenshot of April 21 Wash PO editorial board: "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it."
listen hun if you can't handle the Washington Post editorial board at their the Texas gerrymander "freakout" is "not a threat to democracy" you don't deserve them at their "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss"
He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence
Let me ask this question: how do you expect "dialogue" when one side screams slurs nonstop until they get fired from their job, only to have their court case bankrolled by the billionaire in the mold castle. Every single one of them is at some stage of Glinner-ification. What would that achieve
Rita Repulsa, Goldar and Scorpina laughing at a baby, shouting "YES, CRY, CRY HARDER, BABY!"
Designated AI Hater!
The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.
Correct.
This is genuinely one of the foundational copes of the modern conservative movement, a stabbed-in-the-back narrative about why the US lost Vietnam
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
interesting recession indicator I just spotted: the year is 2026, and the recession began in 2007 and at no point did it meaningfully abate for the vast, vast majority of people
University workers have traditionally been among the most loyal of Labour voters. This is the thanks they get in return.
i have no idea what the back end of this dodo-brained decision process looked like, but the front end (marketing) is very clearly a toxically-masculine laser fixation on selling US consumers the biggest possible fucking high & mighty roadhog TRUCKKK their shrinking household budgets will allow
What the heck. When I flyered for GP there was a note to ensure you pushed the leaflet all the way through, but I thought that was just courtesy toward the recipient.
all glory to the name of god mushroom post but here is the tweet I founded my personal religion on
pulled out the camera app so fast you wouldn’t even believe
a photo of the Japanese blue PS2 (not my photo)
I want a laptop in the exact colour of our old aqua blue JP PS2:
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
PANEL 1: MATTIE is talking to A GUY. They're both up to their waists in water. MATTIE: Concerning amount of water, don't you think? GUY: Eh! PANEL 2: The water is now up to their shoulders. GUY: I have great news about the future. MATTIE: Oh? This doesn't seem great. PANEL 3: The water is now up to their heads, they both tilt their heads back to speak. The GUY is now holding up his phone. GUY: The KIDS will fix it! They'll fix all of it. I saw it, on my phone. MATTIE: Ohhh I see it now. Phew! PANEL 4: The water fills the frame. The GUY's phone and glasses float atop it.
the kids | patreon.com/lubchansky
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
I think about this all the time
A screenshot of iOS messages showing a conversation with a user named Mom: “Please come back to the group chat. We are making thanksgiving plans and we need your input.” “As I said in the group chat, you shouldn't be using iMessagw. Signal is better Opsec. Once everyone starts taking that seriously you know where to find me.” “Gam Gam is 92. She barely knows how to use the phone she has.” “She needs to adapt”
some of y’all
fuck!!!
hoo mama
Dudes who actually buy into manosphere bullshit love to go on about biological/gender essentialism and The Natural Order, but when you tell 'em "So where's the problem, most males in the animal kingdom never get a chance to procreate, I guess your genes must be inferior" suddenly there's an issue :V
Trump Tariff Refund Portal open for companies only!!
