Cursed

Quality eau de bite isn't bad

the Crank's Veto lives

"just toss" 👀

Tom Nichols sucks

Up next: helmets are optional

They didn't film any of it in the original locations.

This bugs me because Coupeville WA is great.

Watching My Adventures with Superman and the first baddie, Livewire, looks like Strip Law's Irene Gumb gone bad.

Christ, you are a stupid asshole.

I have it on authority that he moved down to San Francisco and started a band called "the Dead Kennedys"

I feel like that face belonged to someone they knew

still won't get any pierogies dude

That's what he looks like *with* TV makeup on

It me, the T-1000 of running a laundromat

I could simply start a whole new life as well but that's only a little stupider.

chipper-shredder but the only question is head-first or feet-first?

one two fuckeroo

doug firs grow taller, they're all just babies up here.

so if you wait around 300-400 years, you'll be able to re-live some cherished childhood memories up in the PNW.

There's no rule that says a dog can't be a prosecutor

working on "dollars-to-donuts" over here

yep, sounds cooler

death doula discourse somehow returns

We have REAL ID and then the exec order says it doesn't count.
Or did I misread that?

yeah, but the intensity will diminish gradually and perhaps the timbre of it may get sweeter.

vibes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

brutal

PEDESTRIANIZE PIKE ALL THE WAY UP TO BROADWAY YOU COWARDS

Plato's cave

need some Elvish cutlery so at least its blue glow will give me a head's up.

they look like they're for visually inspecting wafers in a chip fab.

not even statement glasses