i'm not THAT stinky ! it's my natural smell !

[ he looks nervous but does as she says, twisting his neck to try to see her. ]

like this ?!

oh ! help me jiejie !!

fine. [ grabby hands ]

i doubt period rain's sword talks . . . come here.

aunt ??

I AM TALKING TO A SWORD SO I MIGHT AS WELL BE WEIRD.

WHY ARE YOU WEIRD.

WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING TO ME.

you want me to break yours ?

WHY IS THE SWORD SPEAKING.

WHAT THE FUCK

((🐟) kicks my wen chao to you

-ˋˏ [ 𝐀𝐛𝐲𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐲𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐦 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭. ] ˎˊ 𖤓

“ it’s 𝒆𝒙𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒍𝒚 because of disciples like yourself,
who know nothing of conduct,
of compliance
or of humility,
that 𝒊’𝒎 here to educate you all. ”

did a sword just follow me ?

. . . am i ?

STANDING LIKE WHAT ?!

MY BACK HURTS

((🐟) charlie jumpscare on my notifs is ALMOST making me bring back my wen chao

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU EXPLODE

i need to treat you to something nice for being oh so honest with this little brother !! anything you want !

is that shit is as big as your self-esteem then yeah, i win !

yes !

MY metaphorical dick is bigger than YOUR metaphorical dick.

HAH

neither do i.

bigger than yours !

big dick is back in town !!!

[ his laugh grows a little louder and he rubs his face excitedly against her neck. ]

i missed you too, you big dummy !!!

[ they chuckled, wrapping his arms around her waist and SQUEEZING. ]

crap, guess i need to believe you now !

[ approaches carefully, sniffs her hair, her cheek, her ches- ]

huh . . . no lies to be found !