Dems will burn every bridge, every ounce of goodwill to dedicate themselves to opposing a twitch streamer no one has fuckin heard of.

Lmfao

We need to stop them immediately

Under what metric is Newsom progressive? That's fucking absurd.

theonion.info

Lmao you are barely trying to pretend you aren't a republican.

I voted for Kamala and I think you should go fuck yourself.

Yes.

they're friends 💜

They're dating now

Tomodachi Life me got my wife's mii to agree to move in because he told her about all the weed we would smoke. This game is absurd lmao.

you simply cannot imagine how much 20 equivalent trees will cost

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

If there is, strangely, I'd like to play it.

Wtfff

There's the phone app too where you can set the switch to automatically upload them to.

I can't wait to play it, look at this unfinished prototype Scampi my wife was working on. I nearly choked to death laughing.

She had to make him grey so she could see where the mouth was lmao.

(Don't) try the grey stuff, it's (not) delicious

Exactly one year ago today:

Honey are you okay

You’ve barely touched your carrots, extra large mystery flavor airhead, and fake vomit prop from the 1992 Robin Williams comedy Toys

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

bluesky is down and it's going to stay down. bluesky is gone forever. it's gone forever and you're high. you're high and everyone knows it and you're going to be high forever too

The prophecy cannot be stopped

I learned about the northernlion cruise by hearing it was canceled so I am sorry but I cannot be convinced it is not a bit

I am very glad you are now familiar with bonkus of the konkus!

I always forget about "bonkus of the konkus" so every time someone posts it it's like I am seeing it for the first time. Truly a magical phrase.

Linda Yaccarino replies to a Zohran Mamdani tweet to say that taxing rich people's penthouses is "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen"

Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."

An AI slop image showing the '12 steps to masterful game directing", including 'Connectiarg' and 'Porkon Cows'

People over on Facebook/YouTube/elsewhere on bluesky/reality have been mocking this, but these are all totally genuine and highly advanced GMing techniques pioneered in obscure corners of indie rpg design in the early 2000s.

Let's go through them one by one and learn together.

Last night I was in bed watching TV and my wife was sleeping next to me. She suddenly sat up and said "car door hook hand" and then fell back to sleep.