100 catholic priests could totally molest one gorilla

It’s all fun and games until the government busts down your door and siphons the sweet sweet boy nectar from your cock with their mouths

Y’all better evacuate CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO EJACULATE

An offer Mr. Bond. I will let you pet the kitty. In return, you shall feed me cheerios directly from the baggy.

Still annoyed that I had to miss the Super Bowl for my court-mandated foreskin reattachment

I’m gonna stick a mini Oreo in your butthole and a mega stuffed stuffed Oreo in your pee hole

My wiener looks like a macaroni elbow

Yo this game fucking sucks

Man fuck this game

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

You’re playing video games. Im playing with my cock. We are not the same.

HELP I MADE A POOPY

If they’re already willing to tap Matt Gaetz for AG, I don’t see how sexual assault allegations against Pete Hegseth would matter to them

Y’all somebody touched my Danny DeVito cock shrine and now I can’t do my hourly prayer I swear to god I’m gonna touch whoever did this to me

a box of golden curry

im going to eat this like a fucking chocolate bar

I present to you all, the goon spoon

I think they’re still working out the kinks on this site, I think there are different notification settings you can screw with

It’s all fun and games until I stick this shard of glass up your urethra

Make like a tree and go fuck yourself

He fucking what?!

Spiderman shooting web. Web attached to birds balls. Bird says "my balls. Unh" Spiderman swings The web pulls look birds balls, bird says "UHHN"

Only 9 days until the new book campaign... insiders.skybound.com/the-book-of-shame

You may have the heart of a winner, but those are definitely the balls of a loser

Am I legally require to call my Bluesky post a “Skeet”

Ducking chicks and licking dicks

Yo how is she getting these people?!

No fries for me thanks. I’m on an all cock diet.

Give me the keys to the stock market, I’ve only had a handle of vodka I’m totally good to drive

Alright you caught me. I’m the one who stole the 2020 election, but it doesn’t matter because I’m not giving it back. Don’t let the door slam your balls so hard that they swing around and bash you in the face on the way out.