all my daily puzzles are trying to be cute, i hate this stupid date
Posts by Simon Buckmaster
Finder window: "Moving 5 items to "Bin" Indeterminate progress bar
7-wide architecture with up to 4.4 GHz, 30% increase in multithreaded performance, unified memory with a maximum memory bandwidth of 307 GB/s, 14.5GB/s of SSD throughput
time required to move five items to the trash: undefined
#ftff
Dune and Dusted
love that my Mac will hassle me multiple times a day for weeks on end about a software update being available, then when I finally cave and go to system settings it makes me watch a 'checking for updates' spinner for fully 30 seconds
Tom Scott returns to Nebula March 23.
"Trump says Iran war is ‘very complete, pretty much’ as economic toll rises"
when the pm wants a progress report…
any jungle in guy?
the new Oxygen 6.0 update looks incredible
powerful design system features, clean new UI, amazing flexibility, lifetime pricing… and, perhaps most importantly: not a single. goddamn. mention of AI
oxygenbuilder.com/oxygen-6-is-...
the only two weather situations of 2026:
- they predict rain and it rains
- they predict no rain and it rains
what they said:
Apple Intelligence
what we heard:
Apple "Intelligence"
what will ship:
"Apple" "Intelligence"
i'm sorry but a minute of silence in parliament for a self-identified neo-fascist? what the hell?
Yeah, sometimes I have to clear a stack of fifteen or so. Sometimes I get one every 5-10 seconds. Sometimes I can go for hours without seeing one.
some relevant details: i am not running any testflight builds on this apple tv.
in fact, i just completely removed the testflight app and restarted the device.
still getting this popup constantly.
tvOS error modal: "Testing for this app version has ended. Check the TestFlight app for any testing updates."
apple continue to lead the way with shit ass error messages. this one, which pops up every five minutes regardless of which app I am using, is super fun.
which app, apple? which goddamn fucking app?!
search results for “koro”, the name of both an online food shop and a delusional disorder
imagine not googling the name you chose before using it for your… *touches earpiece* …dried fruit and nuts company
"You cannot give me anything, because all that you have is stolen."
(massive spoilers for Pluribus, obv)
i heard that in season 3 of hi/jack the villain will be hijacking a phone box by poking their finger through their coat pocket
it depends on what the meaning of the word ‘was’ is
sonos should be ashamed — this free app from an indie dev runs circles around their trash fire of an experience
Triumph Scrambler 1200 XE at approximately 1°C
chilling, both figuratively and literally
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
🇨🇭
I nominate a different colour of the year for Pantone:
Room Elephant Grey
Pantone-deaf www.pantone.com/uk/en/color-...
also seems like they finally made grids behave in a comprehensible manner
this has been my longest standing feature request
merry christmas to me
chat, they did it: fractional units! youtu.be/fUzmGinA-iA?...
strong floor in the streets, no ceiling in the sheets