In early 2020, his boss claimed he never heard of anyone dying of the flu. His grandfather Friedrich died in the 1918 pandemic.

Ignorance runs thick in those circles.

In WWI we lost more soldiers to the flu than to enemy fire.

It’s a damn shame that the Secretary of Happy Hour doesn’t know that.

Hegseth, Patel and Lori Chavez-DeRemer walk into a bar…

Oh, wait. That’s not funny.

Every article about this sweaty creep filing a lawsuit needs to include this picture.

In 1978, Mae West was 83 years old and starred in a dumpster fire of a movie called “Sextet”. Where she plays…you guessed it, an aging sex symbol.

I think about that movie whenever I hear about Madonna dropping a new single.

Storm Damage.

Honest question: If you have either raped or had what can be charitably described as problematic sex with someone, what’s the decision making process for your next box to check: “run for public office”?

I’m so confused.

Is Riverfront Park in Judea or Samaria?

@nbcnews.com desperately trying to capture the 8th grade mean girl audience with this story.

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees WASHINGTON--After manually prying his eyelids open to read from a report he had prepared on the matter, a badly swollen Robert F. Kennedy Jr. gave a speech Tuesday in which he warned that Americans were not eating enough bees. “In our survey of American...

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees

Canceling my cherry blossom plans to do work around the house was the correct choice after all.

Watching an exasperated mom negotiating with her terrorist 4 year old using her gentle parenting bullshit in the middle of Trader Joe’s is great fun.

Aaron Burr had a better approval rating than JD Vance.

Happy Taco Tuesday.

Condolences to everyone who bet money that World War III was going to start.

Don’t forget the deadline for filing your taxes is next week.

These war crimes aren’t gonna pay for themselves.

Let’s hope Vance’s meeting with Victor Orban is as successful as his meeting with Pope Francis.

a man with a beard is smiling against a blue sky . ALT: a man with a beard is smiling against a blue sky .

I, for one, would be delighted if the returning Artemis crew emerged from the capsule wearing ape masks.

I’m sure the decision to rattle the saber while the stock market was open was in no way an attempt at manipulation.

Given the slipshod fashion this administration conducts itself, I was genuinely concerned for the safety of the astronauts.

So he voted by mail last week and banned mail-in votes this week?

That can’t be right.

My kid calls CBS’s prime time lineup, “Copaganda”.

Usually these thing come to an agreement within a day or two. March madness is going to keep people at the bargaining table.

You just know that a certain resident of Love Circle is absolutely seething that he didn’t get an Apache fly by his Mr. Coffee shaped home.

Everything he puts his name on loses value.

Putting it on our currency is a little too on the nose.

How does civil asset forfeiture work with a case of bribery, corruption and influence peddling?

If hypothetically someone was using their home/private club to solicit bribes and profit off of decisions made there that raises the price of oil, could the home and Qatari 747 both be seized?

One day in the hopefully not too distant future, the Google searches and AI chatbots will be flooded with the same question.

“What’s the maximum penalty for pissing on a President’s grave?”

Stop making trashy people famous.

I’m old enough to remember the last time an elderly US President sent Marines to the Middle East…checks notes…to be killed by Iranian backed suicide bombers.

I long for the halcyon days when an attack on a synagogue or college campus was in the top five of crazy shit going on.

Far too many arguments in my house are started because our local Discount Tire and Tire Discounters are within 100 yards of each other.