hi cutie

🎶 heartbreak is one thing, my pussy’s another 🎶

got a crumb of positive feedback in the OR today let’s celebrate that

it’s such a cruel reality don’t do it

ok ok I feel better

experiencing the classic phenomenon in which i’ve been complaining I need a haircut for weeks, finally made an appointment, and now I kinda like my hair today

I made this cozy rice bowl :)

what’s a girl like me to have for dinner

Chicago’s public transit service Metra shares a photo of Keke Palmer.

it depends on whether or not Victor has had a pedicure in recent history

kinda crazy that i’ve never won any of the many le creuset giveaways i’ve entered via instagram

this is helpful thank u

this black bean soup is just a dip for my quesadillas

if you have those salt and pepper grinders with the blue led lights I don’t trust you i’m sorry

the weirdest thing is seeing your old work besties have new work besties like wow you moved on fast huh

accidentally showed up to the wrong place for early voting :(

rooting for you!

the irony of having a seminar at 7am on a saturday morning to talk about wellness…….

ok I’m v impressed 🙇

when Sw*fties say they don’t like Beyoncé’s music, I’m like hmmm that’s so interesting, tell me more

it’s kinda fun tbh!

thank u for saying this

let’s work in one of those eICUs where we watch patients from our computer and call the nurse to say your pt’s in vfib xx

smash burgies on the grill :)

smash or pass

plenty of studying to do but it’s a beautiful night for grilling

this being how I found out DST happened

what’s it called when you tuck your dick and balls between your legs and they stick out from the back

everyone talking new pokémon but my broke ass can’t afford a switch 2 :/

just had one of those moments where you finally do all the things you’ve been putting off and it takes approximately 20 min

I hate working at a new place and having to be on my best behavior like I know you guys would love me if I wasn’t trying so hard to make a good impression